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The_Purple_Eagle

Had a bottle of wine especially ordered from DW8 for this day.


bluelakers

I look forward to seeing this impact in the next quarterly


tsaund1974

I had some bisanterene… did fuck all


theoriginaluser01

You say that now, but you'll be pissing flourescent orange shortly.


tsaund1974

It’s funny you say that… I thought it was the asparagus/beetroot salad.


Far_Unit9020

Will be dining on my NZS dried ling maw I saved for this celebration


Itwasatrip

I threw 10k on that bandwagon for a cool 1,000,000 shares and pulled out 1.7c for a 7k profit, I was stoked! Then it ran to over 7c, like what the actual fuck? Market was truly regarded back then.


Far_Unit9020

Yeah it's my biggest realised gain at 99% (was around $12k). It got me a flair 😊 NZS was the biggest pump and dump I've ever witnessed (DW8 was probably on par or worse).


FameLuck

Yay! Go bets! Been great watching that number climb and learning the peculiarities of each new sub member. This place is my kind of fucked, and i wouldn't wanna be anywhere else online. Well done mods - perhaps a celebratory ban for u/chzakalwe? 1 day ban for every sub member?


ChZakalwe

Fuck you!


Meaty0gre

I second this motion


sneakycutler

For reaching 100K, I gift you all, a green day tomorrow. 🚀🍻


kervio

Ok I'm drinking something special from the top shelf to celebrate. Cheers to 100k more.


prexton

Yeh a fucken xxxx Gold mate


FrankGrimesss

Can we free /u/logofpoo in order to celebrate this blessed day?


FameLuck

Yeah! Free ~~Melvin~~ logofpoo!


Mitchuation

Nivlem Margarine 3.0 for another wave of bag holders!


Hypertrollz

Never forget In Log we trust


ChZakalwe

Yeah! Eat da poo poo!


SoftTopMafia

We having some fairy bread to celebrate?


UncleChunkz

Even though the dynamic of this place changes month to month, I still find myself cracking a smile at the hair-brained “this can’t go tits up” schemes some of you cunts concoct. God speed, dickheads. To a world abundant with sustainably sourced farm grown kingfish. P.s 👨‍🚒 ⚽️ 🏀


Hypertrollz

100k on ASX_Bets and I am still poor! Shouldn't I become less retarded as new retards join.


too_many_wines_

This is a beautiful sub because anyone is welcome - any background, age or gender. I used to feel excluded from investing as a woman but now I have the confidence to do a bit of basic research, make my bet and set a stop loss. Taken a few gains along the way as well. Thanks to the mods & everyone for the DD, banter and memes. Cheers to the next 100k!


AltruisticCurtains

So, what happened with the blue chips at exactly 3PM?


Meaty0gre

Someone bought them. Didn’t you read the post?


debtandregret1984

Happy to be associated with you retards ❤️


kooksymonster

May god have mercy on us all.


Crumpy88

This makes me feel like I've achieved something in my life now


yothuyindi

shout out to the mods for preventing this place from turning into a dogstock-pumping cesspool would love to see some of the shameless desperate pump posts that have been deleted over the years


The_lordofruin

So many that look exactly the same. One paragraph showing market cap etc. Basically, the definition of zero effort.


Triog0n

What a community! Shared a bit and learnt a lot, and couldn't ask for a better bunch of people to invest in highly speculative African shiny dirt mines with. Heres to 2023 and the inevitable drinks I owe peope


BillyZaneTrain

Fuck yeah 100k regards. Although considering the low comment count on the pre/post-daily and daily I'd wager less than 10% of those numbers are actually active. Q for the mods - do you foresee any changes to the rules or added automod functions needed with growing number of subs? Like surely there's an inherent increased risk of pumpy-bois and nefarious characters doing shenanigans (and not the good kind) around here. Thanks for keeping the place honest though. This place is my second home every time my wife's boyfriend kicks me out.


OculusMors

Wait your wife's boyfriend let you back in? Did you get the chicken tendees?


ChZakalwe

Pretty sure it's the same from retards posting though.


Ashley_Sophia

Tell us the 3pm story u cuntfisters


Meh-Levolent

Cuntfisters. Lol.


TrampSwaps

If I had a dollar for every ASX\_Bets sub, well... I would have blown it all listening to you degenerates.


kangaroute

well dun mod team. its a great sub, and most members are quite tollerable. love eet.


bah_nah_nah

This asx_bets stock going to the Moon!


DeadGoddo

100k alts of Chz


cameltrowe

Huge growth!


Mysterious_Value_764

Ponzi scheme confirmed


isthatthetime81

This place rules. Aside from the joys of (un)learning about asx and speccies, the shit posting and chats were great during some of the longer lockdowns, and they continue to be so. You bunch of idiots.


Excellent-Trust6811

Well done and thanks to all the degenerates here that helped expand my bag collection.


DramaticPoem2691

buy my stock best regards


Dude_Chucks

Fish guts and DXB success for brekky. Appreciate the mods for keeping this pool of degenerates entertained and afloat!


Particular_Love_8811

now for 100k at r/mcfucking


Meh-Levolent

If only my portfolio could grow as quickly as this sub.


icanhasanonymity

Bless yas for helping provide this platform of complete and utter degeneracy.


andysev89

Lets get that 🍞


BigJimBeef

Ahhhhhh fuck.


NotTheTomatoHead

Today will be green. 🚀 🚀 for all


zupahorse

Anyone got an animated gif of the growth in member numbers over time since inception?


poptartape

I knew you’d come back daddy


The_lordofruin

I was always here.


poptartape

Lurking in the shadows, watching over us.


The_lordofruin

What hilarious is just how much of your comment was wrong


poptartape

I didn’t know you’d come front mommy. Is that better?


The_lordofruin

I think we all come from mommy


joeycloud

I was here when we were just 10k. Maybe 1mil isn't a moonshot after all!


mediumsizedbrowngal

Hopefully a corresponding increase in the Lifeblood ASX Bets team blood sacrifices to come too :)


woodenlife

Much love to the mods who keep this place honest.


Texas_Tom

Does BM7 still count in that 100k? Or do deleted accounts get removed from the tally? Still think about that guy from time to time


The_lordofruin

Deleted people go I believe.


Witty_Strength3136

100k sign, zip will now finally moon.