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Shiony_

MEI!!! Everyone get in here! (This is not a financial advice)


Polite_Jello_377

Yes, definitely after a retard run is when you want to buy


Shiony_

Isn’t that what we do here


Polite_Jello_377

We don't pump dog stocks, no


Shiony_

A dog stock? Maybe before, but I think this one has a chance to go big. Have you seen why it’s been ‘pumped’ up recently?


FameLuck

Dog stock you say?👂 Lemme hava look cunce. Edit: gives me nightmares. Decent results might see a decent sell the news, bad results will likely wipe 60% of the value. Previous drilling looked ok, but needing to drill substantially deeper in hopes of higher grades? REE explorers seem to be some of the least likely explorers to succeed. Big results could be huge, but early samples always paint a rosie image of the truth. If you're in already fuck yeah, but I'd be selling the expected news somewhat early - wouldn't be caught dead holding when the TH hits Keep me informed 👍


Shiony_

I’m only up because I’ve been holding for the last 3 years averaging down like a moron. -70% at one stage. By chance this coy lands a ‘tier 1’ asset in Brazil. Grades look amazing, much better than any REE projects in similar exploration stage. Yes, new drilling needs to confirm the non JORC compliant results from previous owner, but I can hope no?


FameLuck

I'm just pessimistic about rare earth explorers. From the quick glance i had it looks pretty good. Grades are good. As good a gamble as you can realistically get 🤷 I too am an avid average downer. So far it's worked out pretty good, with the exceptions being XST, which i still hold, and PUR who i lost a lot of money on - they were chasing rare earth at the time. Then gold. Then other. Now lithium i think.. Fuck PUR


lionsforlambos

LTR, you lil scamp. You scared me on Friday.


mechengguy93

Jumped out of a T+2 Friday to lock in a little profit, would have been 3x more if i held it until today


tsaund1974

LTR goes up, I buy, LTR goes down I buy!


InterestingShow1112

Final close of +2.42% - no idea about what is going on with ZIP, but long may it continue.


MooCowLevel

Think it’s in response to SZL reporting a profit, so weird. Maybe peeps are optimistic about a BNPL recovery?


InterestingShow1112

They got to see each others books and were about to join not that long ago. Both had the same and early ‘refocus’ on profit, so have to have some positives. That volume today was huge so must be something going to happen 🤞


Walady36

MLS saving the gang today


Sunvmikey

Thoughts on MAY announcement ? Personally I think green day tomorrow. No negative news but no good news either however we dipped hard for a week surely we don't continue free falling


thub1990

Read like they just put in what they had to for the quarterly. Hopefully a follow up with more details coming soon. Clearly got a spud date in mind but not released so assume there is an a2 specific update coming that details where the rig is at maintenance wise and when a1 is getting plugged and when a2 will spud


NoDuffTrading

They wouldn’t be able to release spud date in quarterly as it’s up until Dec 31. I’d say there will be an operations update this week or next with approval updates and spud date.


BigJimBeef

FLASH FLOOD AT MY COUNTRY PUB CANT GET INTO MY ROOM CAUSE THE DOORWAY IS UNDERWATER BEER TAP STILL WORKING


Ruskiwasthebest1975

As long as beer still avail you will be fine!


Massive_Button9434

would have read so much better if it said... "COS THE DOORWAY IS UNDERBEER"


BigJimBeef

A lot of kegs needed for that


Fruityboy

Proof or ban that the beer tap still working.


cohex

For real? Is the pub staying open?


BigJimBeef

Yeah, for now. Stay tuned for photo updates


sneakycutler

MAY being its usual cunty self today


gkbelly

VML 💅🏼


ChZakalwe

XJO only 0.1%? Fuck you!


Meh-Levolent

Down $0.66. Spare a thought for my wife and kids.


Vegetable-Cow-9898

Just tell the wife’s boyfriend he’s drinking one less of your beers tonight and you’ll be up overall.


Meh-Levolent

But master gets what master wants


TrampSwaps

I've got plenty of thoughts for your wife and... hang on.


Reddit_Faker123

Didn’t buy PLS at 3.98


GeoSciFi

Were you awaiting for a glowing endorsement from GS?


BeardFactory

I’m just about ready to seppuku my portfolio after a year of being down. This is not sparking joy


throw23w55443h

Another green day. One red day since December 29th. Huzzah. Now im less busy and can sit at a computer for 10 minutes ive been looking at a few buy options.... everything has just run so much the last month it feels rough to be buying right now.


isthatthetime81

Yes! Finally got a little $$ to play with; nothing is jumping out to buy.


Dazzling-Economist94

QPM providing me with some hopium and/or copium at close today with a decent parcel going through


ProfessorJimHarris

Why the F did I buy LLL instead of PLS. Oh yeah it's because I retart


Niemz

A highly regarded purchase


cohex

Higher risk, higher reward, I guess.


Far_Unit9020

Higher risk, higher loss


Instantly-Regret

I also retart


ProfessorJimHarris

Also LLL?


Instantly-Regret

Think more retart


Rosencrantz1710

Looking like my greenest day in 2023 so far, lads ladettes and ladnonbinaries. Epic.


BeardFactory

Ladbotomy


digua666

How long will MAY continue to fall?


mushlov

Until ROCHE is sacrificed


Biggunzmcgeee

Until it is actually fairly priced lmao


WowVeryJosh

The share price will decline until morale improves.


NoDuffTrading

Until we start drilling I’d assume, started running too early I wasn’t expecting it to recover until about now


digua666

so free fall until Mar-Apr?


NoDuffTrading

Nah I’d say drop to low 7’s and go sideways a bit until news drops about drilling. So long as no delays we’ll be good. Hopefully quarterly this week can have a few more updates as of December


digua666

quarterly just popped up


NoDuffTrading

Nothing too exciting


BeardFactory

AGN can bite me. It spent the day up 8% and it’s now sitting at -3% for close. What I wouldn’t give to actually have some volume


Luxim_

Just sell the dog and buy some lithium like everyone else


kervio

u/ewanelaborate: progress update for this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX\_Bets/comments/zdmtg1/2023\_stock\_picks/iz44706/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/zdmtg1/2023_stock_picks/iz44706/?context=3) Gains on $10k portfolio: livewire boomer: +$150.33 ewan: ~~-$1253.92~~ \+$1060.61 kervio: +$2226.25 ACF doing the heavy lifting for me, 1CG doing the heavy ~~dumping~~ lifting for you.


ewanelaborate

Isn't 1CG up 30%


kervio

Ok thanks to u/WowVeryJosh I have 3 decimal places and you're crushing live wire boomer also.


WowVeryJosh

I don't even know what I did and at this point I'm also not going to ask


kervio

Pointed me to truth!


WowVeryJosh

This is for Google Sheets but you could pull this into excel as well pretty easily from the same asx website below. From this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_banned/comments/1046yqb/comment/j3eplr7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Add the below function to App Scripts in GoogleSheets, then set up a trigger to only occur every 10-15 minutes. If you don't set a trigger you'll break the function cause it'll try call the data everytime you change a cell. Then type in =ASXLASTPRICE(A1 or whatever your cell is with the ASX code). Same for for MC type =ASXMARKETCAP(cell code). Can change the function name to whatever you like You can pull anything from this link https://www.asx.com.au/asx/1/share/WR1 ------------------------------------- function ASXLASTPRICE(asx_stock) { var tickervar = asx_stock.substring(asx_stock.indexOf(":")+1); var url = "https://www.asx.com.au/asx/1/share/" +tickervar; var response = UrlFetchApp.fetch(url); var content = response.getContentText(); Logger.log(content); var json = JSON.parse(content); var last_price = json["last_price"]; return last_price; } ------------------------------------------- function ASXMARKETCAP(asx_stock) { var tickervar = asx_stock.substring(asx_stock.indexOf(":")+1); var url = "https://www.asx.com.au/asx/1/share/" +tickervar; var response = UrlFetchApp.fetch(url); var content = response.getContentText(); Logger.log(content); var json = JSON.parse(content); var last_price = json["market_cap"]; return last_price; }


kervio

Yeah this is what I did! From a quick google that pointed to an asx bets post (maybe the one you linked). Edit: nope.it was a different older post


WowVeryJosh

Nah but thats the genius who I found too when I went looking


kervio

Oh maybe google finance is rounding to 2 decimal places! that means we're both crushing the livewire guy!


WowVeryJosh

Yeah Google finance is poopoo at dealing with anything under 0.01c. anything in the 0.009-0.001c requires scripts to pull the data


kervio

genius!


throw23w55443h

ACF such a good pick, cant remember what it was at when it came up but its like the perfect small cap boring undervalue company.


kervio

Yeah - my first buy was at 37c and I have averaged up along the way. I think I've been mentioning it on and off since about 40c, it's a yawnfest for sure, but they just consistently upgrade guidance 3 times a year, pay a decent divvy, and fly enough under the radar that I was able to get some SP gains as well. ​ Ewan's big dropper is only down 1 pip, so this is a bit of a troll post haha


throw23w55443h

I liked it but on a raw numbers I think when i looked at it in mid 50s the numbers looked good but i was too pessimistic... shocking i know


kervio

It's better to miss a few that end up working out, than to get on every train leaving the station.


throw23w55443h

What about missing all the good ones and catching all the knives?


kervio

that's modus operatum round these here parts...


ChZakalwe

So, there's this Muppet running around the best city in this country. I wonder how he's appreciating the glitz and glamour of an actual city, as opposed that hole in the ground that they call a city out west.


Mysterious_Value_764

Was last spotted out west in a little place called Bidwill . Anywho 🤔


ChZakalwe

Blacktown? Ew.


houli_dooli

good green day 1.5k up, but could have been better dropped a bit after midday. best stocks were PLS, CXO, LTR, ASO


Xijinpooo

Fk meee as soon as I sold MEI today at 0.082 it goes up to 0.092


alllrandom

Anything else you can sell to make it jump? Let us know.


FrankGrimesss

AKE 😍


Vegetable-Cow-9898

If RNU could just stop this little trot routine and break into a canter I’d take that today as a bullish signal for it to bolt this week into the 30’s


throw23w55443h

Gonna take a lot to break 30s i reckon, some announcement or macro surge.


destined2bepoor

A couple big offtake agreements or a successful BAM study may help the case!


Vegetable-Cow-9898

I’m reserving my judgement on if that 2mil front running at 28c is pulled as it nudges closer. Got greedy and pulled my sell at 28.5 when there was barely any exposed sellers. If that seller pulls out then the other little sell walls might domino and we get another crack at 30. Pure speculation but that’s part of the fun


throw23w55443h

That 2m was sitting there with a single 40k order in front of it not long ago, so who knows.


Vegetable-Cow-9898

Yes been watching that one and the 1.5m at the next pip up to see if it’s pulled and placed higher. Good start to the week.


plantbird

BUB up 14% again today, 26% in a week. Why?


Vegetable-Cow-9898

Market bearish on breast milk


ChZakalwe

Where ks my XJO 8000?


InterestingShow1112

\+3.05% - now I really expect tomorrow to be 🔴 or ZIP to $1


Scrofl

ZIP is up 20%, now I’m only -89% 😎


InterestingShow1112

\-86% #winning 🚀


throw23w55443h

Honestly if zip posts a profit that shit might rocket 200%. I dont think I'm game enough for that gamble though.


Moxanz2

What a dog shit day to be invested in commodities


YouHeardTheMonkey

My commodity was glowing green


FameLuck

You can buy PEN15 again. That was good last year.. or was it the year before that 🤔


Meh-Levolent

Yes.


joycaptain

This house is now a CYM casino. Place your bets!


Glittering_Praline20

TLG chugging along. A sentence I never thought i'd hear


kooksymonster

*Swedish chef's kiss*


FameLuck

I saw it. Could barely believe my eyes, and it was only for a second - but i saw it. I was green on VML 🤯


Ruskiwasthebest1975

🤯 indeed!!


Glittering_Week7827

zip is on the small cap mover board.


TepidSeniorHeadgear

I can't believe my pf is actually in the green! (Started trading in January 2022 haha) Thank you MEI!!


FameLuck

... you mean stock right? The portfolio total text is permanently red.. right?


Own_Birthday_1968

So hear me out, stocks go up when lots of people buy right? So I'm thinking us as a group pick a random stock, it doesn't matter which one. We all put in like a grand or two each, this causes the price to go up and then we're all up massive.


WowVeryJosh

Maybe if you found a really illiquid stock with no buyers you could buy some, and sell it to another of your accounts, and then buy it back on the first account, and sell it back to the second count a bunch of times bidding it up and up. And next thing you know its now up 100%. I can't believe no one has done this. It's free money


Own_Birthday_1968

You're hired. Start tomorrow and don't cash your first paycheque for at least a month.


gkbelly

Don’t forget to wait until it forms a cup and handle. That’s where the real money is.


Own_Birthday_1968

Ahhh, I was trading Head and Shoulders. My scalp has never been so clean.


BillyZaneTrain

I'm reaaaaaaaaally hoping this is super dry humour. Otherwise I'll be avoiding any ticker you mention like the plague.


Own_Birthday_1968

Literally killing time on the most boring of trading day. ​ I don't think many people thought it was that funny though.


Meh-Levolent

ASIC, this guy right here.


rastagizmo

Yep. But let me know which one so I can buy it first. Then it will be your turn, promise.


Own_Birthday_1968

That seems fair. So do I like buy the shares with my own account or is it better if I just transfer the cash straight to you?


rastagizmo

Oh you can transfer it direct if you like. It's much easier then.


Mattyjjay

No no no you buy the stock first then convince a whole lot of people to buy ( I’d use the method of YouTube vid with flashy graphics and multiple fake accounts on fb groups)then sell the stock before you tell ‘em the jig is up and the “value” is reached


Own_Birthday_1968

Okay I love where your head is at, we're making progress. I feel though youtube is known for scams. Does anybody know people at like a major news outlet? ​ Ill slap on a shirt and tie and then whatever stock we decided on I'll give it a little of spiel.


timbuckley66

Better yet - place Ads in major newpapers in Fin section asking for funding for AI startup to go public. Only take Boomer money - share it here.


Own_Birthday_1968

AiUSbot - seeking 20m in seed capital. But, instead of actually doing nerd work and creating an AI, it'll just be international students practicing their language skills on the other end.


Mattyjjay

Can’t we just get an AI to build it, seems easier


Mattyjjay

Only the latecomers and people who don’t sell straight away will lose money , sacrificing the few to save the many and all that , I believe in you make asxbets proud 🙌✊🙏


megadrive65

There's still time to hit delete


FameLuck

Sounds legal. Now where's 'ol RicklePickle when you need him...


Meh-Levolent

Maybe that's him under a clever disguise.


Vegetable-Cow-9898

Reckon they’ll let us all share the same prison sell just to keep the banter up? I’d miss that the most.


Own_Birthday_1968

The fraud was the friends we made along the way?


ChZakalwe

ASIC would like a word.


tehpwnerer69

look guys, I'd just like to announce that as of today for the first time since Jan 2022 I am back in the green I wonder how long this will last


Meh-Levolent

Sorry, but you need to banish yourself to AusFinance.


tehpwnerer69

to be fair I would have been well in the green anyway if not for crypto fomo in 2021.... I mined dogecoin back in 2014 (literally had 10+million) and got depressed when it hit $1 so I yolo'd back in at ATH of course edit: to clarify I sold the dogecoin way back at it's ATL of course


Vegetable-Cow-9898

Sorry for your loss.


FameLuck

Well done 👍 As to your question - depends on the person, but i think if it's up after 4 hours you're supposed to seek medical advice.


sneakycutler

Damn, it’s quiet here.


FameLuck

This Green isn't enough to replace my job 😔


poptartape

I’m expecting something big when we hit 100k. u/username-taken82 I hope you’ve got something in the works. Maybe u/mcfucking will get naked? Or maybe daddy u/The_lordofruin will come back home to us and leave his mistress?


mcfucking

Something big. Me naked. Oh boy do i have a disappointment for you 😂


poptartape

They have sleeves that help with that


Calm_Lengths

I've already told u/BigJimBeef to show us his best 100k celebration meme


BigJimBeef

I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere. Didn't expect to be making memes. Shit shit shit.


basraz

Any1 got info on icn? Business looks bad but up 60%?


throw23w55443h

You know what I love so much about all the celebrations in here, like half the tickers mentioned are still well down on their 2022 highs. That's how much 2022 was a beat down, that just recovering is literally cause for great celebration.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Exactly this is what asx reduces us to - sheer joy at getting back to where we WERE !


Dude_Chucks

Dear EXR, fuck you. Dear IVZ, fuck you. Dear my ability to choose Clifford the pump artist, fuck you too


FameLuck

And fuck u/chzakalwe


ChZakalwe

FUCK YOU!


FameLuck

😰


ChZakalwe

🤔


Asxpuntingmuppet

🧐


ChZakalwe

🤮


Asxpuntingmuppet

🥸


ChZakalwe

🤨


tahnaenae

Are we going to bank on ZIP to report quality earnings? I'm ready to be hurt again.


FameLuck

Tainted stock. Stop looking up your ex, never worthwhile


tahnaenae

Fuck you, i'm putting my 10k on them now.


FameLuck

Inverse FameLuck? Can't go tits up 👍


maybethough

Bumper day so far for the old RLT/MLX pf


tahnaenae

Has anyone heard of a "stop loss"? one of my friends bought it up, sounds mythical?


FameLuck

You mean delisting?


johnwicked4

I explain the stop loss over [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/10iwr6b/market_open_thread_for_general_trading_and_plans/j5hxznz/)


Vegetable-Cow-9898

Your friend is a pussy, you should limit contact with that person. Stop losses limit your ability to buy high and sell low. This is not the way.


Sunvmikey

Fuck that it's either a lambo or mi Goreng there is no in between


YouHeardTheMonkey

Yes


Criticalsum

Thoughts on AGL ?


followme123456

Short term pain long/medium term gain imo. They need to settle their internal civil war before any actual transofmration is going to occur. Last shareholder meeting was a pisstake with the very obvious division of the board and inability to satisfy literally any shareholder questions to the pannel. Current chair is preventing MCB from fully getting in and clearing out the skellingtons. I'm interested in the idea of a behemoth of a legacy Energy generator getting a makeover and turning into a renewable leader, although its anything but a cut & dry jobbie. Could all go tits up idk.


TheEarlySeller

MCB not good for AGL - has only stirred the pot and postponed what was good plans with the demerger. Renewable space is growing - fast, you only just have to step outside Melb/Syd to realise this. And AGL definitely knows this. Don’t believe the hype - AGL actually know what they are doing, MCB - debatable at this point, at the moment looks like just grandstanding for his Canadian mates to buy our businesses without actually building anything or creating jobs.


followme123456

Curious why you're not sold on MCB/Grok. I'm not a diehard believer or anything but he's certainly piqued my interest. Seems like they have some balls and are willing to front up the cash for these "transofmrations". Whether or not it pays of is yet to be seen I guess... That said, MCB vs Twiggy is shaping up to be more entertaining than last weeks UFC titles so consider me invested in that beef.


TheEarlySeller

I’ll reserve full judgment, but uncertain on his motives to acquire AGL with a Canadian conglomerate right behind him. Wasn’t convinced of the claims on AGLs non wind down of coal, it was happening anyway and sooner than expected - there are complexities to this. And yeah - Sun Cable - highly ambitious concept. Some severe knowledge gaps there, and understandably Twiggy upset.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

As a brand spanking new investor who bought the covid dip bigly “cos it was blue chip and blue chip is safe”…….fuck AGL. My first lesson in eating big losses and the impact market sentiment can have.


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kooksymonster

Still out here waiting for 18c ava. Sigh.


username-taken82

I'm still dreaming of [$1 AVA...](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/ld2i7n/comment/gm483k4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


x2kCheese

Reminded daily of my $1 AVA dream ✍️


kooksymonster

I reckon I've got time to fix up plenty of my other shitty tattoos in the time it takes for bae to reach them heights, but alas.. we can dream. We *can* dream.


username-taken82

Indeed we can. I've reinstated your original flair, with 100K of these fuckers running round the place, its good to have some originals about...


kooksymonster

Haha, thank you. You are a gentleman and a squire <3


throw23w55443h

So whats the cycle after the commodities boom? BNPL booming today, so is it that and then biotech? I always forget the order.


so-hungry

VML is up +50% YTD . I hope some of you guys caught the bottom


Icallthebigonebitey3

I'm in VML and it sure doesn't feel like it


so-hungry

Same here. I'm still down 29%


Crumpy88

Little more zoom out and you'll see my entry point


johnwicked4

Stop losing money


here2FuckSpiders2

this is not how things work, son.


johnwicked4

The big banks and instos don't want you to know this. I'll give you a free financial tip, if you uninstall their trading app you stop any further losses because you can't realise any gains or losses. #stoploss


TrampSwaps

omg, why didn't I think of that?


yothuyindi

this tin / MLX turnaround continues to carry my portfolio to the promised land 🥫 apparently a bunch of protesting/rioting in Peru where there's a major tin mine also contributing, not sure if it would affect copper as well seeing Peru is a copper exporter, but tin market is much tighter


FameLuck

😐 Wish i didn't get greedy with the trades


Vegetable-Cow-9898

Only holding SRZ for tin credentials and not feeling the same love at all, need to log into HC and pump it I think.


woodenlife

Praise the Sn!


yothuyindi

Sn-y, happy people holding hands 🎵


Calm_Lengths

MLX showing off the muscles with tin-ups!


InterestingShow1112

With this much green on mainly ZIP and VML - I only hope RNU decides to rally when the red comes to balance it out.


sneakycutler

Any NMT holders? Edit: it’s one of the companies with whom provides a great product / service which I believe most in and also has quality management, yet ironically, has been one of the worst performing stocks (for me).


Sloppycism

Only 81% up now, excluding the WIN spin out. Very sad. Not much finishing this quarter either, just shredding some packs in the baby plant until the hub ECS is finished and some vanadium recovery news before the end of Feb. Oh, also a formal offtake agreement for Barrambie, or a hat-trick of timeline extensions.