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Offtopic but this guy is an absolute madlad, love it 😂
You can only say I’m heading off to poop so many times before it becomes suspicious 💩
I really dont know how I would go if I had to work from an office again.
I work in an office and just openly trade at my desk on my phone
"I'm heading off to diarrhea"
Anyone waiting for this month's pay day to dump into the markets?
Payroll runs on the 15th each month but because it will be a weekend will be getting paid on Friday.. Can’t wait to top up on MAY!!
that would require having a job
Nope. There would need to be a week of red pain before I jump in again.
was expecting a red end to the day, but a few pips made it +0.35%
ASM and NVX with a nice run - risk back on? or just like the others, slow recovery after being smashed down
Upvoted for ASM copium. It’s a long road back to my entry
im only -20% now, I thought I was smart buying when it was tanking. But now have some bundles in the green
Sweet summer child, I’m -85%!
My paper hands on the verge of selling out of WHC, I’m worried there’s a bit more in this dip then I’m comfortable with
I'm currently scouting an entry down near weekly support of 7.75
If that support breaks, it'll be in a weekly downtrend so I would stop out there. If it holds, I'd expect it to get back around $10
I think i have a sell around $12
The trend is currently up, so there's a good chance it'll get there. Momentum is on the bulls side
Yesterday’s news that India is increasing coal consumption has my bull sentiment sustained
Buy the dip cunt - buffest warren
Holy shit a green day.
Yea straight up whole portfolio green even my yololio
Bwoah, green streak continues. Absolute madlad of a portfolio. 🤝 u/throw23w55443h
How long are your green streaks?
How'd you manage that! RNU sneaking on the 27.5 side saved my ass.
Mainly the combo of MAY, NMT, GT1. I feel like we have the same PF 😅
Probably just me being heavy RNU
And then suddenly, no volume…
Green across the board for me, except STX, but hoping the Warrego shareholders go with Strike and not Hancock
I hope this slow climb continues. Another week of this and I might break even
Where was RNUs 5% pump back to green at close?
AEF: you may emerge from the doghouse
Green +0.18%, streak holds by the skin of my teeth.
I thought the rule was BRK announcement - SP does nothing or goes down?
no, the rule is BRK = 🐕, buy ANL instead.
I like this better, no announcement and BRK go up
yoooge day for me, PF back to ATH. As long as we can stave off this recession thingy should be a good year.
*narrator: but they could not, in fact, stave off that recession thingy...*
Wow congrats on the ATH thats some skill getting back to that already!!
I had a few holdings get bought out which definitely helped, but it'd be nice if lithium also went back to 2-3 months ago prices.
Well if lithium did that EVEN I would be back to ATH 😂
The problem with ATHs is that they never last 🤔
Yes they get replaced by NEW ATHs!! 😂
(Probably misplaced optomism in this market….)
ADH absolutely pumping out of its mind. I feel somewhat vindicated in my analysis that of all the consumer discretionary it is definitely outperforming most others and it's the single one I held.... but also, I should have backed myself a lot more I guess....
yeah consumer discretionary was really oversold and it's just pumped hard. I think we might see a rebalance at earnings, but so far so good.
wee bit jealous of that punter buying DRE 495642 at .96
MNB up 11%... makes me uneasy
Ah, pause from Monday got lifted?
Accidentally flew to the wrong airport (didn't realise Melbourne had 2 airports) was expecting MAY to be down what a pleasant surprise my shit day turned good hitting 10c!!
$140 uber bill incoming
$317...but my MAY is up 22k today 🤷🏽♀️
oh fuck...mother of a bill that.
yes, 2 airports. I'm sorry for your loss, but congrats on your casino table.
Wtf there's a third? Lmao
No. There’s 2. Avalon is in a cow paddock near Geelong, not Melbourne.
Probabaly Avalon, classic stitch up.
Yeah was meant to go tullamarine
Fuck what a stitch up dude
It's gonna be years before some of my tickers recover.. if they ever do.
Also, what's the deal with the IVZ depth? Makin me feel bullish
Tough wall on MAY between 105-13c, lucky MAYtards are tougher
Topped up a small parcel just prior to close at 0.102
Will be looking to top up more on Friday when pay comes through
Nice work, I still think 30% from here before appraisal is fair no idea how the market will value it though, after appraisal if positive going to go insane
The buy side.... is multiplying, and the chills... they're electrifying
Better shape up
MAY's the one that i want ew ew ew
Week long self imposed trade ban failed. Trimmed some gl1.
It’s nice to see so much green but.. getting nervous. Don’t really feel like trimming anything else. CPT hindsight will surely be having words with me in the near future.
Remember a few months ago when I thought I was smart and sold out of BHP? Hahahhafuckme 🤡
I've decided to get bullish on MIN. May even sell out of AFI for it - they probably invest in it anyway, may as well do it properly.
I thought I was smart selling as well :(
Sold off a portion to Woodside and still looking to go back to previous highs, what a champ
I did this too.
Picked up rio, fmg, bhp,s32 at the start of November and sold all besides s32 around the China FUD late November. Big regrets. Gains be gains though.
About $4 lower than what it is now iirc. Not rubbing it in though.
You’re not rubbing, you’re violently fingering it in
>I thought I was smart
We've all been there
LTR jogging again, Janurally is alright with me
Yes been fortunate that I averaged up at 1.22, 1.32 and 1.435.. can’t say I’ve bagged on LTR anymore 😢
Anyone else's dog barking today? BRK BRK BRK
correct on the dog front. ANL is always the stonk of choice.
Why folk don't invest in WR1, WA1, IHL, RNU, SPQ, EGL, E25 is beyond me, 'cause you'd do better with all of them, but nothing like a good hopium/get me the fuck out of this stonk pump, yeah?
We like the company
Oh? It seems that holders *love* pumping the company in the hopes of selling it off to another sucker.
If only dogstock holders got so excited about companies that were profitable *to their shareholders*.
Not me Cappy boi, I'm in for the long. Been a rough journey so far, mainly due to my daily obsession of WEN moon? Got a long way to go yet.
PUR.. and I’m thinking of buying more 🤤
Call me a boomer all you want. BHP is the 🐐
Looks like Madge will be at the ready in the casino with the urn tonight...
Get her to bring it in the prado
WHC cucking me
or just HODL. tricky, eh?
With both WHC & RNU red, I think my green streak is tapping out today
I am bouncing back and forth $20 down and up. Coming down to the wire.
I have a phone that I got for free from my old workplace which I proudly highroad people with when I tell them its 3 years old and I use a 365 day sim. I just broke it because my kid got stuck and panic ensued. Then I come back and RNU touched 265 and IHL was grey. This is it, 2023 downfall starts Jan 11th. Fuckers. Im joining the bears again.
is this a You problem?
Fuckin behave RNU.
you do realise it's best frends in the top 10 are IVZ and MAY which aren't exactly known as stable stonks, yeah? 😆
It probably needs a red day to be honest, if we can hold 27.5 I'd take that for sure.
The dog house is getting smaller
Flogged off ESS shares, a bit sad due to being essendon supporter but i can’t wait to March for another cent.
Sold off 🐕AVH as well
Cmon the mighty Suns
VRX doing absolutely zero for me. This dog has to come good at some point
EL8 continuing to inch up on barely any volume
BGD volume today..... $0. I'm on a fuckin winner😑
come on MAY break that 10 mil sell order @ 0.105
It’s a fake sell same one that was at 13 and 14c and always gets moved
Green day +2% SYA TLG and AS2 doing the heavy lifting. And portfolio back in green too.
considering flogging off some AS2. But technically already free carrying that stock.
on the negative side EFE copping a belting.
Anyone got any opinions on TLG???
I think TLG sued swami for saying internet words...
i’m long todays nice though
yes a few opinions on TLG. what about you?
Not many that’s why I’m asking…
If they can get the indigenous and their fucking reindeer to play ball they've got a good chance
if they execute their published plans TLG will be a multi-billion dollar business. question is can they? I think they can, others probably disagree because there are significant hurdles to clear
Literally has its own subreddit
2020 feels like a different era already
edit: TLG subreddit hasn't been the same since the monthly horoscope stopped getting posted
🥫 crew Czeching in 😎
26k? what are we celebrating together? Lol
can't wait for 30k! and for tin prices to go another run!
You must've lost so much the weeks before :p
Haha. Well yes, but was taking about [LME 3month tin $usd/t](https://www.metal.com/Tin/LME_SN_3M)
Y'all I only recently got into RNU, are we looking at any upcoming announcements? Just trying to figure out an exit strategy, for once in my life.
Yea there is some stuff coming up - I didn't really do a lot of DD but something called a BAM study, which could be a big catalyst either way....
Whats your entry?
Cheers - Average is 0.22, yet to consider a sell target, if any.
Oh fuck you .22
I was 23, sold some at 27, 29, and holding the rest for now.
27 was likely early, but that was the cap raise price and I wanted to have a sell order at the front incase there was a glut or something. 29 went through this morning and so far seems to have been decent exit which is why I left it there.
Not sure what my other exit is, it's had a very quick run and I am wary of the volatility looking at all the other runs its had I am generally pretty risk-averse, or a 'paper-handed bitch'.
I am probably just going to hold the rest and look for an exit in the 30s for a half and hold the rest.
Others here seem to be holders forever.
Holder forever signing in
I mean if its anything to go by the only bags I've ever got were through holding through adversity (within reason). I'm a big advocate of holding unless TA or sentiment says otherwise.
MLS watch for that 5.5 breakout, tried twice since Nov & failed, might do it this time around, one to watch for a trade
NMT going for a brisk walk today (not quite in the 4% minimum before it counts as a jog)
come on IXR you beautiful dog
Everyone whipping IXR to the FS finishing line!
20% increase of portfolio and I’ve only been back to trading since last Wednesday after a year off, can’t wait for this beginner luck to end and going back to cup noodles
Noodles are a luxury round these parts
The dried moss really adds some flavour to my daily dirt this time of year
could you email me some of that beginners luck. i seem to have missed out on that one.
RNU sell side suddenly looking a little heavy.
Seller of 2m at 0.28 and 1.5m at 0.285 has artificially inflated the sell side and may be pulled, curiously both bids are around todays VWAP but nobody’s really taking the bait and selling at the bid price either. Stalemate?
Thats funny cos i remember those same big orders and talking about it last time.
And right on cue they fucking dumped shitloads into the bids minutes after I posted!!! Fuk
what is happening 😂
this all feels very sustainable, see you at the end of 2023 for the lambo meetup
didn't expect this commodities bull run to kick off so quickly, the China hopium is real
I'm fucking loving it of course, but unexpected and like you say don't know how sustainable it is
even my old boy BSL has had a little run and is back in the green again... crazy
I'm very excited to hear from all the talking heads and twitter furus about how fully invested they were coming into 2023
0.3% away from being green overall. I don't know what to do with myself
I sure feel like I'm being very trapped right now. Having cash is making be feel silly.
Lol at the weird boomer Twitter shills LKE always finds to retweet. Imagine spending your retirement pretending to be a young woman obsessed with shitcos on the internet and not even getting paid for it.
Ok, I'm going to own up to something I'm not proud of.
I bought calls this morning.
I feel so dirty.
This is bearish AF. 5% drop in NASDAQ coming tonight.
Call your mother Chzakalwe, she misses you.
Bears are capitulating!
🚩🚩 quick everybody sell it all
Calls in SNAS etc or do you mean an honest stock!? ;)
Call on the XJO.
Well shit, should someone call you an ambulance? :P
SRN been really strong yesterday/today. I am less than 50% down now!
Does anyone know a website that can do USD to AUD conversions for historical days/time.
e.g. $100 USD to AUD on 11/08/22 at 11:16am = xx?
Wolfram Alpha will do it with the date, but not time.
Tradingview has forex pair charts, so you can look at the AUDUSD pair for your day in question and calculate it from that
85k. 12.72% in the green. It just keeps going up.
MAY at 0.098 2.07pm
S32 buying December dips. Iron ore price just keeps going up RIO up $30 in the last 2 months. FMG fuck me gains.
Fuck me lithium, going fuckin gangbusters today and not even a morning fade.
Best lithium stocks on the ASX? I’ve been looking at getting into some.
Start by understanding the difference. The further you go into #3 the more shitcos you find. You are going to need to do a bit of research and skilling up yourself and not just invest in tickers because some cunt mentioned them on this sub.
For instance... WHEN are those developers coming online, how confident are you that they will actually come on line at that stated quarter? What do you know about offtake agreements and development timelines & execution? What will the market for lithium look like when they do come on line? who is ahead of them, what size is their expected production going to look like?
For the producers - Is PLS going to fucking do anything with the "money printing" they are doing? or are just going to print money. What does it mean if they do? How impacted are they going to be to the current fluctuations in lithium demand and prices. What if EV demand slows in China - are you in it for the short term?
Explorers - you need to understand exploration and drilling results. Don't just gamble on some shit because it's getting memed.
This isn't just slapping money on some ticker because wowveryjosh or jswift wrote some words you didn't understand - though they are a useful point to start educating yourself (or at least where you need to go away and educate yourself so you understand their opinions).
producers MIN PLS AKE
then next level LTR
then you have more speccy ones that aren’t producing yet
there are soo many on ASX
I have stakes in AZI AZL EFE ESS INR LKE LPI PLS SYA AS2
SYA looking more than likely to bump up a peg with spod production online very soon. If not, ill be the one getting the pegging.
SYA is my biggest holding what ever that does usually drags the rest of the portfolio.
Asking the wrong guy, but I expect the general consensus around here is PLS/AKE
Probably TLS but I'd say BXB also very promising.
Why Telstra - because of mobile phone batteries? 🤪
I just picked two random boomer tickers that I know.
Sitting on a modest 2.3% rise totally paranoid they're going to take it away from me any second.
Its the arvo fade that nails us
And the Friday sell offs!
GL1 being a little bit naughtyyyyy
Mid cap gold producers,
You heard it here first.
RRL $6 if you can wait 18months
The retards are back. Bullish signal
Sub hates unfounded ramping
Dont buy it then
Absolutely, at least give some semblance of reason why you'd think a $1.7b company might 2.5x in 18 months, OP!
Might need RNU to recover a bit to end green 🤞
one of the better days i can remember for a while, finally only 1% away from portfolio being back in the green after all time lows like 2 weeks ago. Wondering when FMG is gonna stop climbing and hopefully continue its cycle back to $18-$19 for a top up.
Just letting you all know i bought AS2 at 26c and sold at 27.5! I know I know, I’m too good at this game ✌🏻✌🏻
I bought at 22c and sold half at 45c
Ok ill get ready for it to moon
Profit is profit
Garn then TLG, stretch those legs and head off on that afternoon jog mate 🍗🏃🏃♀️
Just can't bring myself to dive into this. I am heavy speccy lithium crack and RE's. Whats the likelihood their mine approvals all go ahead???
It's historically been unhealthy for me to get excited when TLG goes on a bit of a run, and yet I can't help myself