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Did they lie to Carlie n tell him “oh it’s a costume party”? Or does you just like dressing like the villain in an 80s teen movie???

Did they lie to Carlie n tell him “oh it’s a costume party”? Or does you just like dressing like the villain in an 80s teen movie???

keenerperkins

He saw 20 mins Wolf of Wall Street during a coke binge and thought he was leo dicaprio.


Iggysfinest05

At the very least he’s one of the dudes who saw that movie n came away thinking....man DiCapro knows how to party


Pea_soup927

Dude, it seemed like a Coke party. The boat, the outfits, the fat old guy. People arguing! Lol


AOLchatparty1999

he's roleplaying what he thinks rich people do. His entire life, not just while he's on the yacht.


Hobbscorny

More like Donnie Jr.


Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY

Fun coupons


stinkyninjaballs

How can his gf look both 16 AND 45 at the same time?


ManOfPineapples

Yes


AzansBeautyStore

Goddamn he’s like the douchey James Spader character in every John Hughes movie. Except he’s no James Spader


Hobbscorny

I went to HS with James. He was a doll!


chillasgoldblum

Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?


AzansBeautyStore

He was awesome in the office lol


isthishowyouusername

Did you really?!? I think he was an amazing actor in Less Than Zero and on The Office. He’s great at making you hate him.


Hobbscorny

He’s a great actor. You wouldn’t hate him.


princessofIreland

My crush in the 80s!!!! I heard he’s a sweetheart! I always wanted to meet him and tell him how great an actor I think he is!


InappropriateGirl

Oh my gawd 😍😍


LisaNolaAgain

I love James Spader - at least the old James Spader - didn't really care for that television show he was on (might still be on). There was something about him that was so sexy to me.


LisaNolaAgain

I'm talking about a show where he has a daughter and he's an ex conman or something.


Rottiequeen

Exactly my thought😂😂😂


AzansBeautyStore

Right? James Spader was pretty good looking back in the day!


themoneybeetbandit

Trying to be the lizard king


hmb6913

i mean his wife wore a damn prom dress to a family "meeting" in someone's kitchen....


Dargrant83

I bet his wife is making him wear that, she seems like to overdress like she’s got the big role in every scene.


Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY

Creepy skin on the neck and wrinkles on the eyes. She old.


queens_getthemoney

Crepey or creepy


diinoguzman

I’ll take “yacht douche” for $500 Alex


paigedaly

This is legit how my dad dresses but he’s a 60 plus year old retired finance prepster from fucking Connecticut 😂 Charlie... honey this isn’t a cute look and Tampa is scorching so you definitely do not need that “yachting” in the frigid and windy Bay off of Bayshore BLVD (and I know, I went to college at UT and my retiree sweater loving dad lives nearby and sails in the area, Charlie looks like a pretentious ding dong) and no shade meant to my dad he’s a gem and I love him


Affectionate-Alps-86

I went to UT!!!


paigedaly

Ayyyy class of 2015 ✨


Like-55

Ding dong is the best insult


sistersisteeeeeer

He’s obvs trying to look rich. The way Liz said “yacht” made me want to punch her


Regular_Toast_Crunch

It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer! He's in poor person yacht drag.


Catladydiva

A peasant yacht.


LisaNolaAgain

Was having a shitty Monday morning and then your peasant yacht comment.....thank you for that. People must think I'm crazy sitting alone in my office laughing out loud!


Dystopicaldreamer

He legit looks like a poster boy for an alt-right accapella group.


NelehRellek_

Why is this so true??? 😂


Iggysfinest05

I’d give u an award but them things cost money....holy crap that was hilarious


Dystopicaldreamer

Your recognition is payment enough OP


Steven_seagull99

Typical douche attire


LisaNolaAgain

He’s hoping to get a part in the Miami Vice reboot.


truth_crime

This comment is vastly underrated. 👍🏻✌🏻👍🏻


dugulen

Charlie is auditioning as a stand-in for Jared Kushner. Chuck for Donald Trump.


veggasaurusLex

He looks like the 35 year old version of the teenager on my French book from 1997.


AzansBeautyStore

Haha perfect


AWholeMessOfTacos

Fronting like he’s a rich kid.


ALiddleBiddle

This was the style when I was in college ... in the early ‘80s!!


[deleted]

He’s so slobby


MonsterTruckCarpool

Before getting dressed for the day, Charlie’s thought process was, “i’m gonna be on a kick ass boat, I better dress up for the occasion”


Queen-City-Princess

He’s the worst. I want to punch him in the face. And then he ties the sweater around the shoulders and makes it even worse.


Butterball_Roast

That whole family is just riddles with narcissist and prima-donna's.


Serenitynow101

His wife looked so checked out the entire time. Also her dress was something I'd put on a toddler. Very childlike print.


imangelaslastegg

He watched the opening scene of full house one too many times as a kid and is trying to pull a Joey Gladstone


K_R_Omen

When did Kenny Powers start drinking water? It's not what he craves...


RitalinKidd

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks!!


Rottiequeen

James Spader in every 80's movie ever😂😂😂


NormDamnAbram

*A 3 hour tour....A 3 hour tour*


stinkyninjaballs

Im sure Tom Cruise dressed like this in the 80s film Risky Business


knightjag

He really woke up and decided 🤡🤡🤡 was the look


kimjong_unsbarber

That's his "yacht" attire bro


XanCai

I’m so confused about why they were all in heels ... while on a yacht. Lol


SavvyMook

If these people actually knew anything about yachts, they’d know, “No shoes allowed.” My expertise: Below Deck Fan


XanCai

Lol or just common sense like ... you’re going to be on a semi unstable surface with the potential of getting wer.. flip flops or barefoot.


mspuffsboatingschool

Why is his shirt so short, is it for women?


eneah

He dresses like one of the old ladies I take care of at a nursing home.


Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY

His wife could be, see the wrinkles?


Chellysunshine5

His girlfriend had on like 6” heels. . On a boat ..they both have no idea how to dress for a boat ride


Doepoe12

Charlie heard yacht. Little did he know it was just a boat


NormDamnAbram

He seen pictures of JFK on his sailboat.


OshaOsha8

He doesn’t know how to dress in ‘yacht prep’, this look is country club prep. He has no clue. And in other scenes he dresses like his dad.


VirgotheGreat11

Alexa, who is James Spader?


InappropriateGirl

Lol the white trash wannabe prep who never went to college...


UncleBeausTooth

man, he's slummin it with that sewer rat. he could do much better.


phloutlander

They’re both gross. They deserve each other.


AzansBeautyStore

No. No he couldn’t.


[deleted]

He’s an overweight xenophobic loser with a Supercuts special.


whatsup_assdicks

Could he tho


Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY

she's got 10 years on him? 15?


Eas235592

He’s trying to go for the whole southern prep look, except he’s from Tampa not Charleston and he looks too much like stereotypical trailer trash to pull it off. Also he should know that those sweaters are always thrown over polos.


Summerisle7

I hate myself for thinking this, but that’s the best Charlie has ever looked on this show


grneyedblondy

I agree but I’m shocked no one has addressed Andreii’s floral shirt and pink shorts. Hawaiian floral is one thing but the floral pattern he had on was very feminine. I couldn’t take my eyes off of it awhile trying to justify it. It did go well with his pink shorts though🙄


Typonomicon

These people are every new money stereotype put into action.


NotoriusF_A_G

For the abundance of negative things you could say about family Libby, this is what you zeroed in on?


Iggysfinest05

they are reprehensible ppl but we already knew that....dressing like what would be a racially offensive mascot for a team called “the WHITES” is a twist...


katieclooney

He is no James Spader


SnooPickles990

Oh and the “yacht”...


KTotts75

I’m thinking his wife dressed him. I can’t believe he’s down a her doing Only Fans. Gross.


ALyttleH

I thought he was going for his “rich man yacht” attire. 🙄😳


ohnonotuto3

Did you notice, he was drinking water.


Snoo_42421

He wants to be “the cool guy” so bad it’s sad.


ejward

He always seems angry & ready to fight imo.


TexBukake

They are all trash but his wife takes the cake.


AgeAgitated317

His crackhead girlfriend makes me laugh so hard.


princessofIreland

Looks like James Spader in “pretty in pink “. The outfit… not Charlie


emeribeth

And it's just so hotttttt in Florida, if we can look beyond the douchiness and into logic. Not that logic is prevalent among this family.


chocolatemalted

Everyone is pointing to the sweater-it is actually the crappy office collared shirt with the unbuttoned cuffs flying everywhere that makes it look so dumb.


Morddii

His whole yacht attire. His wife looking 18 and 45 at the same time. His terrible haircut...


Nala666

I just know his boring ass internalized-misogyny wife convinced him to wear that and then probably creamed herself when he finished getting dressed. There’s a very specific type of woman that’s into that.


Western-Run9207

This is how people dress on the east coast


SavvyMook

This is not how ppl dress on the east coast, especially on boats. Signed, East Coaster