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Instagram vs Reality

Instagram vs Reality

Tngldupinblu

I had to check which sub i was on...


Springtrtr

Blurred Vanessa’s IG name and posted it there just now 👍🏻


Tngldupinblu

You get it


Snoi7

Honey, he’s all yours!


boy__momma

Haha! Right?? I mean, I know looks aren’t everything, but there’s nothing appealing about that man AT ALL. 🥴


Springtrtr

Where’s Brittany’s friend Prince when we need him? “Dick-matized” hahaha


j_slow

More like shrimpdick-matized.


geezette1

Maybe we are complimenting him by calling him a man? More like .. well. Y’all know


Purpledoves91

He looks like a fun house mirror version of an extra on Sons of Anarchy.


kathatter75

That was my first thought too


EhElMayo

I was kinda thinking hipster Rasputin


Bacardibarbie21020

He's ugly period. In every picture. He can't dress and looks like he smells. His personality is shit and he seems to think he's a cool stud for sleeping around on women


Tngldupinblu

Lol he does look like he smells. Like mildew and cat pee.


Twinwriter60

And tuna for some reason


octopornopus

Probably all the cats...


Twinwriter60

Yeah, yuck( No offense to all the cat people out there,I’m just not one of them)


WeGoToFlamenco

Hot dog water… definitely


LimpTurnip6194

Hahahaaa... hot dog water


Vness374

Cooked broccoli and Drakkar Noir


Stephaniemkp

Dude!! That threw me! lmao


Tizzykins

Some of that pee aint from the cats 🤢


NoOwl4

and limberger cheese


camelismyfavanimal

He smells like a renaissance fair


DandelionPrince

Smoked turkey legs, BO, and porta potties.


rayparkersr

I admit as a foreigner I don't understand if he's real. Usually you have to be at least a little bit attractive to sleep around. Obviously dangling passports is a tool.


Triple_D_40oz

In the U.S. it’s pretty common for girls to look for a “project boyfriend”. This is a great example.


rayparkersr

It's a hell of a project


queenkitsch

Yeah there’s fixer-uppers, but this is a tear-down.


Springtrtr

I only work for CHACK!


prettylittlelau

Where’s Andrrrrei when you need him?


StuckinLoserville

Demo Day for Andrei.


jeffprobstslover

I also think some Americans confuse "I saw this person on TV" with "Attractive".


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jeffprobstslover

How anyone could look at Colt and immediately think "GREATNESS" I will never know...


Triple_D_40oz

Yep. Reminds me of the song “Celebrity” by Brad Paisley. I think some of the lyrics are “act just like a fool, and people think you’re cool, just cause you’re on TV”


Triple_D_40oz

You hit the nail on the head there. Even if they are on TV for being a dumb ass


mspuffsboatingschool

What do the girls get out of it when the project is done?


uncannyalli

Probably chlamydia tbh


Triple_D_40oz

Nothing. The guy either gets tired of changing himself and leaves her, or the guy does change himself for her, the girl gets bored of him, and then leaves.


MlleLapin

third option, he changes for her then realizes he can get a more attractive gf, dumps her and leaves.


Triple_D_40oz

Yep this can happen as well


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Carokoneko

I don’t think it’s possible to radiate confidence with colts eyebrows constantly going ↗️↖️


angsiove42

Ehh I feel like if girls are desperate enough, they’ll sleep with his ass. In no way do I see how he gets these beautiful girls, guess that dick is definitely something!


Mercenarian

He looks like he smells like an anime convention


Vness374

What does an anime convention smell like? Hot glue and latex?


MlleLapin

lots and lots of BO


Vness374

Yikes


ClapMyFatCheeks_

i totally agree, he disgusting af.


Your_acceptable

Lid for every trashcan. But, good for them.


Vness374

💀


Necessary-Suspect-31

There’s someone for everyone


Top_Manager_9336

Let’s all start a Go Fund Me to get this bitch some glasses...


Snoi7

And an annulment


auramaelstrom

Nah they deserve each other


NoOwl4

she is as skanky as he is and tried to be cool dropping F bombs and talking about Blow Jobs .... yeah okay slug, you both do deserve each other


jpoppycat

[My reaction ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/880/651/374.png)


it-is-an-illusion100

i cant with this comment 💀


Mekurilabhar

😅😅


yogabbagabba2341

😂 💀


Bigboddybenz

And he’s still ugly on Instagram. Coltee wouldn’t be half as bad if he wasn’t a nasty sex crazed odd ball.


BabyT-RexArms

I bet their house smells bad.


5Nadine2

Kitten tails and ammonia. Mmmmm


Springtrtr

Lana’s David entered the chat


whiskeylover32

To each their own I suppose🤢


LawyerPrincess93

I'd make a joke about how this is "what you order on Wish versus what you actually get from Wish" buuuuut even I wouldn't order that first Coltee from Wish.


Ivene

THANK YOU! I was scrolling to find this exact sentiment before I commented it myself


stocksnhoops

He is proof women will do lots of things and douche bags for a shot at fame and money.


OPTIONSQUEEN

Hot as fuck if you like one inch peens.


Springtrtr

Good morning, my inch.... how are you, my inch!


jossipgirl666

Did I black out for a week or two didn’t they just get engaged like a month ago?


Springtrtr

At the tell all, they revealed that they’ve been married for a month and haven’t told anyone. Even Debbie heard it there, for the first time.


jossipgirl666

Thank you! Ugh so gross. Also, damn u discovery +


Springtrtr

DM me if you would like the fb link to the part they revealed it (and Debbie’s reaction) Same user posted other clips from tell all, too.


Vness374

Oh! I want a link !!!


Jesustake_thewheel

Ouch!!


StuckinLoserville

But why? He wants pussy, but what's her motivation? Clue for Debbie - now it's time to get yourself your own place. You ain't in the loop no mo'!


InsideFastball

She done lost her damn mind.


extrawavy

Out here looking like Chewbacca. No offence to Chewbacca though...


AdGlittering5687

😂


Ms_Jane_Lennon

She left out his giant moobs.


Springtrtr

Colt has [moobs](https://imgur.com/gallery/fZiRuIk) and Mursel has a murse lol


_Keep_Summer_Safe

😳 And I’m off to go bleach my eyeballs! Adios!


Pumpkin-Adept

Wow love is blind


Ali_h90

Okay, Francine. Don’t worry nobody wants him but you.


Successful_Strategy8

Even on Instagram he still looks unattractive.


the_ochos

Oh.... It's Colteee..... For a minute, I thought that Benedict Cumberbatch was taken hostage for a year and just released !


rayparkersr

Tbf if he actually ate healthily and did some exercise he could be a good looking bloke.


icecreampenis

You can't exercise that threatening glint out of your eye


the_ochos

Did you see him exercise ? I don't think that there is much hope.


jessamin_hudson

His hair looks like mine does after an 18 hour shift with no dry shampoo. So sexy.


Springtrtr

So mach sexy. (And you work so mach work)


jessamin_hudson

Don't you want to halik him?


anon445572

So Vanessa is blind? Poor girl.


Iz4e

Wait, Ive been living under a rock, but I thought they were just "friends"


Merrysue83

They got engaged on 90 day fiance single life recently and revealed on the tell all that they got married.


pugsrequest

They are married???


merebear3

Yep they revealed they eloped during the tell all 😬


Abbadee

Wow


PuzzleheadedHotel254

TBF they're both bad


Unlucky-Artichoke

Girl you lyin’ to yourself but okay


Consistent-Bus-935

I just threw up in my mouth.....🤢


International_Bat725

Meanwhile they both ugly 🤣


franzdemian

Honey, that guy in the picture is not your husband 🤭


yogabbagabba2341

I swear, I am amazed at the fact that he was able to attract these women. Serious. How were they going out with him with a straight face?


hamimono

He offers them Fame and Glory . . .


AndHereWeAre_

None of these women are quality...Larissa, Jess, and (esp) Vanessa are all losers.


Melymeff

He reminds me of this kid we nicknamed waffles that rode my bus. He always smelled like maple syrup. After becoming a mother of a child that peed his pants at school, I remembered that distinct smell of maple syrup. I think colt smells just like waffles.


DandelionPrince

Every bus had a piss kid, and to those of you reading this thinking, "I don't remember a piss kid on my bus," it was YOU!


Melymeff

We had all the gross kids - the Barfer, the glue eater, waffles and “Wendy the witch” god we were awful. To all of you who were named above, I’m sorry for being such an awful person.


pickleddaisypi

Ugh, he looks and acts like a rabid Billy goat.


Aromatic-Action

He looks like teen wolf...only worse..


Chamberpot87

Is that supposed to be Coltee? 😂


StevieSparta

He looks like the Cuckardly Lion.


Briguy28

I told them Rasputin wasn't dead...


RitalinKidd

😂😂😂😂 Nailed It!!


animalcrossinglifeee

Only Vanessa thinks that, what does she do for work im curious


98221-poppin

Drops acid apparently lol


catsandnaps1028

His whole personality relies on acknowledging that he is a cheater/douche... As if acknowledgement made things better. He could look like friggin Brad Pitt for all I care but his personality will always be ugly and disgusting


oh_its_ok

American Psycho vibes in the worst way lol


Michikobbz

He looks like he smells musty


OGPollyPocket

I just can't get her saying he wants sex 5 times a day out of my head 😑


98221-poppin

Neither can the rest of the world


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AraSevera

Budget Ethan.


Bad2bBiled

I think she meant “stoned,” judging by how red his eyes are. Damn autocorrect!


1dollface1

Yeah if we looked through hard liquor goggles and had cataracts on top of that...


KilgoRetro

I didn’t even realize this was Colt but still thought to myself “Um no he’s not.”


XanCai

I hope they don’t ever procreate 🤞🏼


BurrardOTOBOKEBeaver

Still doesn't change the fact he has the body of Grimace from McHappy Land.


Lucky-Day835

😂😂😂😂😂😂what is she smoking? Fucking obese Aquman wannabe


HillTopTerrace

I could understand if he had a vibrant personality. But no, he is a ugly, fat, sex addict, and sexual predator.


DudesUseful

We all know what he looks like


yada_yada_yada__

I reckon she’s pregnant. She’s now trying to justify being with him and convincing herself she did the right thing now that she’s stuck with him 🤢🤢


SalGovernale143

Just for men on the beard adds to his creeepiness


PrincessLumpySpace94

Is she Latina ?


98221-poppin

Who is she trying to convince?? Imagine that sweaty hairless, stanky fool on top of you🤢 Grosssss


fotzefotzefotze

He looks horrific in her filtered pic too


NioPullus

I don’t really think the first image looks a whole lot better than the second image


crazyinkc

I still need to understand her choice in makeup


malmac12019

He looks like he smells like pee.


EthelRobertaPotter

Good God! I guess there is a lid for every pot


digitulgurl

So did they get married?


duramman1012

It looks like someone put rubbing alcohol in his eyes and he just got done crying blood


HtownChiller420

God that beard is trash either way lol


Duke_Newcombe

Got that out of college five years, working a niche cafe in a college town barista vibe.


silenceofgod

Gross.


ohnonotuto3

Even photoshop can’t make him good looking.


numberthangold

It’s hilarious that she thinks that first picture is a sexy picture of colt


Apatheticforcredit

Damn he looks like a mormon fundamentalist in that picture.


StuckinLoserville

Looks like Thor before a log-rolling contest.


NoOwl4

looks like a troll dwarf with those short dinosaur arms


funnykeithlyle

She must be talking about a different husband than this turd.


ImportanceFit6051

HUSBAND????


Cristinal0ve

Instagram versus reality … still not great lol


Yourbasicredditor

Why does he still look like a woman even with a beard?


StartedGivingBlood

LOL. She looks like Lou Diamond Phillips, tho.


MrMoonFace1000000

Vanessa and her permanently shocked eyebrows.


Shanubis

Idk ripping on Big Ed at the Single Life reunion had me a little horny


queenofpurses

😂😂😂this can’t be real. Nobody thinks Colty is sexy accept his MOM 🤮


hamimono

It’s like a funhouse lonnnggg stretch mirror: “look! I’m SKINNY!!” *some Dr. Now-show-reject-looking mf*


achelois_healer

Ew.


Fatmouse84

Lmao what!?


DznyMa

That makes only 1 of us who thinks so.


Bebes720

Facetune - such fun! 🤣


shinychicklet

He looks like Jesus, on drugs.


VictusFrey

Captain America in Infinity War


Springtrtr

If Liam Neeson made Castaway 2


Cherbaby6666

no.


waterbuffalomodel

BLARF.


forgottensplendour

I was expecting something shocking. But he doesn't look bad in the other picture.


jennyfromtheblk

I don’t know which one is worse tbh.


BellaStellaSB

Paid actor


bristleconepine27

He doesn't even look good in the first picture.


Hazelnut-Rio

I think that Colty looks like an ugly version of youtuber Chris Stuckmann


Bad-Habit-2020

Ummmm she needs to take those beer goggles off. 🙈🙉🙊


youreyesmystars

No filter in the world, i swear....


mrsellis97

barf


Tashleemie

Makes me wonder what her ex looked like. Coltee is nas-tay!! 🤢🤢🤮🤮


intransition1977

I feel violated


AZ-JayBee

You can have him and his mommy too!


Fre97

This may be unpopular, but I don't think he's ugly. I don't like his style and sure as hell I don't like his personality, but his facial features are nice, imo. Also, in general, I know in this sub critiquing the cast members appearance or style is common and "ok", but body shaming them just because we don't like their personality or behavior is unfair. Even if they are assholes, they didn't choose their body. Also, if someone with a similar appearance sees this, it can be triggering and... just sad.


Dazzling_Delivery625

I agree people here are like hungry pariahs. If you’re not into him build a bridge and get over it 🧐


spektology

I agree with everything you said. I think his face is fine but even if it wasn't...


kaboomzz-

You can choose the shape of your body to some extent though. Colt might have some genetic predisposition like Klinefelter but I have to imagine carrying around a lot of extra weight just magnifies that.


RealHeyDayna

Is that Dax Shepard?


Shanubis

First of all how dare you


AprilShowersXXX

Lmao exactly don’t disrespect Dax like that


iloveplants1

Hahaha ain’t nobody want him


kristal010

Delusion convince yourself


Professional_Ebb8560

Yuck


AshLaura87

Well I don’t see a difference between insta and reality?😁


Smorgish

Exactly! Lol


mbimv

And gross AF too


tmzuk

Who is she kidding 🤮


RealDanielSan1

From the neck up, at certain angles, when the lighting is good, and as long as he doesn't open his mouth, Colt is not a bad looking guy.


Rottiequeen

😂😂😂😂😂😂


GossipGirl515

🤮🤢


guuuccii_mane

🤮🤮🤮😭😭