Instagram vs Reality
By - Springtrtr
I had to check which sub i was on...
Blurred Vanessa’s IG name and posted it there just now 👍🏻
You get it
Honey, he’s all yours!
Haha! Right?? I mean, I know looks aren’t everything, but there’s nothing appealing about that man AT ALL. 🥴
Where’s Brittany’s friend Prince when we need him? “Dick-matized” hahaha
More like shrimpdick-matized.
Maybe we are complimenting him by calling him a man? More like .. well. Y’all know
He looks like a fun house mirror version of an extra on Sons of Anarchy.
That was my first thought too
I was kinda thinking hipster Rasputin
He's ugly period. In every picture. He can't dress and looks like he smells. His personality is shit and he seems to think he's a cool stud for sleeping around on women
Lol he does look like he smells. Like mildew and cat pee.
And tuna for some reason
Probably all the cats...
Yeah, yuck( No offense to all the cat people out there,I’m just not one of them)
Hot dog water… definitely
Hahahaaa... hot dog water
Cooked broccoli and Drakkar Noir
Dude!! That threw me! lmao
Some of that pee aint from the cats 🤢
and limberger cheese
He smells like a renaissance fair
Smoked turkey legs, BO, and porta potties.
I admit as a foreigner I don't understand if he's real.
Usually you have to be at least a little bit attractive to sleep around.
Obviously dangling passports is a tool.
In the U.S. it’s pretty common for girls to look for a “project boyfriend”. This is a great example.
It's a hell of a project
Yeah there’s fixer-uppers, but this is a tear-down.
I only work for CHACK!
Where’s Andrrrrei when you need him?
Demo Day for Andrei.
I also think some Americans confuse "I saw this person on TV" with "Attractive".
How anyone could look at Colt and immediately think "GREATNESS" I will never know...
Yep. Reminds me of the song “Celebrity” by Brad Paisley. I think some of the lyrics are “act just like a fool, and people think you’re cool, just cause you’re on TV”
You hit the nail on the head there. Even if they are on TV for being a dumb ass
What do the girls get out of it when the project is done?
Probably chlamydia tbh
Nothing. The guy either gets tired of changing himself and leaves her, or the guy does change himself for her, the girl gets bored of him, and then leaves.
third option, he changes for her then realizes he can get a more attractive gf, dumps her and leaves.
Yep this can happen as well
I don’t think it’s possible to radiate confidence with colts eyebrows constantly going ↗️↖️
Ehh I feel like if girls are desperate enough, they’ll sleep with his ass. In no way do I see how he gets these beautiful girls, guess that dick is definitely something!
He looks like he smells like an anime convention
What does an anime convention smell like? Hot glue and latex?
lots and lots of BO
i totally agree, he disgusting af.
Lid for every trashcan. But, good for them.
There’s someone for everyone
Let’s all start a Go Fund Me to get this bitch some glasses...
And an annulment
Nah they deserve each other
she is as skanky as he is and tried to be cool dropping F bombs and talking about Blow Jobs .... yeah okay slug, you both do deserve each other
[My reaction ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/880/651/374.png)
i cant with this comment 💀
And he’s still ugly on Instagram. Coltee wouldn’t be half as bad if he wasn’t a nasty sex crazed odd ball.
I bet their house smells bad.
Kitten tails and ammonia. Mmmmm
Lana’s David entered the chat
To each their own I suppose🤢
I'd make a joke about how this is "what you order on Wish versus what you actually get from Wish" buuuuut even I wouldn't order that first Coltee from Wish.
THANK YOU! I was scrolling to find this exact sentiment before I commented it myself
He is proof women will do lots of things and douche bags for a shot at fame and money.
Hot as fuck if you like one inch peens.
Good morning, my inch.... how are you, my inch!
Did I black out for a week or two didn’t they just get engaged like a month ago?
At the tell all, they revealed that they’ve been married for a month and haven’t told anyone. Even Debbie heard it there, for the first time.
Thank you! Ugh so gross. Also, damn u discovery +
DM me if you would like the fb link to the part they revealed it (and Debbie’s reaction) Same user posted other clips from tell all, too.
Oh! I want a link !!!
But why? He wants pussy, but what's her motivation? Clue for Debbie - now it's time to get yourself your own place. You ain't in the loop no mo'!
She done lost her damn mind.
Out here looking like Chewbacca. No offence to Chewbacca though...
She left out his giant moobs.
Colt has [moobs](https://imgur.com/gallery/fZiRuIk) and Mursel has a murse lol
😳 And I’m off to go bleach my eyeballs! Adios!
Wow love is blind
Okay, Francine. Don’t worry nobody wants him but you.
Even on Instagram he still looks unattractive.
Oh.... It's Colteee..... For a minute, I thought that Benedict Cumberbatch was taken hostage for a year and just released !
Tbf if he actually ate healthily and did some exercise he could be a good looking bloke.
You can't exercise that threatening glint out of your eye
Did you see him exercise ? I don't think that there is much hope.
His hair looks like mine does after an 18 hour shift with no dry shampoo. So sexy.
So mach sexy. (And you work so mach work)
Don't you want to halik him?
So Vanessa is blind? Poor girl.
Wait, Ive been living under a rock, but I thought they were just "friends"
They got engaged on 90 day fiance single life recently and revealed on the tell all that they got married.
They are married???
Yep they revealed they eloped during the tell all 😬
TBF they're both bad
Girl you lyin’ to yourself but okay
I just threw up in my mouth.....🤢
Meanwhile they both ugly 🤣
Honey, that guy in the picture is not your husband 🤭
I swear, I am amazed at the fact that he was able to attract these women. Serious. How were they going out with him with a straight face?
He offers them Fame and Glory . . .
None of these women are quality...Larissa, Jess, and (esp) Vanessa are all losers.
He reminds me of this kid we nicknamed waffles that rode my bus. He always smelled like maple syrup. After becoming a mother of a child that peed his pants at school, I remembered that distinct smell of maple syrup.
I think colt smells just like waffles.
Every bus had a piss kid, and to those of you reading this thinking, "I don't remember a piss kid on my bus," it was YOU!
We had all the gross kids - the Barfer, the glue eater, waffles and “Wendy the witch” god we were awful.
To all of you who were named above, I’m sorry for being such an awful person.
Ugh, he looks and acts like a rabid Billy goat.
He looks like teen wolf...only worse..
Is that supposed to be Coltee? 😂
He looks like the Cuckardly Lion.
I told them Rasputin wasn't dead...
😂😂😂😂 Nailed It!!
Only Vanessa thinks that, what does she do for work im curious
Drops acid apparently lol
His whole personality relies on acknowledging that he is a cheater/douche... As if acknowledgement made things better. He could look like friggin Brad Pitt for all I care but his personality will always be ugly and disgusting
American Psycho vibes in the worst way lol
He looks like he smells musty
I just can't get her saying he wants sex 5 times a day out of my head 😑
Neither can the rest of the world
I think she meant “stoned,” judging by how red his eyes are.
Yeah if we looked through hard liquor goggles and had cataracts on top of that...
I didn’t even realize this was Colt but still thought to myself “Um no he’s not.”
I hope they don’t ever procreate 🤞🏼
Still doesn't change the fact he has the body of Grimace from McHappy Land.
😂😂😂😂😂😂what is she smoking? Fucking obese Aquman wannabe
I could understand if he had a vibrant personality. But no, he is a ugly, fat, sex addict, and sexual predator.
We all know what he looks like
I reckon she’s pregnant. She’s now trying to justify being with him and convincing herself she did the right thing now that she’s stuck with him 🤢🤢
Just for men on the beard adds to his creeepiness
Is she Latina ?
Who is she trying to convince?? Imagine that sweaty hairless, stanky fool on top of you🤢
He looks horrific in her filtered pic too
I don’t really think the first image looks a whole lot better than the second image
I still need to understand her choice in makeup
He looks like he smells like pee.
Good God! I guess there is a lid for every pot
So did they get married?
It looks like someone put rubbing alcohol in his eyes and he just got done crying blood
God that beard is trash either way lol
Got that out of college five years, working a niche cafe in a college town barista vibe.
Even photoshop can’t make him good looking.
It’s hilarious that she thinks that first picture is a sexy picture of colt
Damn he looks like a mormon fundamentalist in that picture.
Looks like Thor before a log-rolling contest.
looks like a troll dwarf with those short dinosaur arms
She must be talking about a different husband than this turd.
Instagram versus reality … still not great lol
Why does he still look like a woman even with a beard?
She looks like Lou Diamond Phillips, tho.
Vanessa and her permanently shocked eyebrows.
Idk ripping on Big Ed at the Single Life reunion had me a little horny
😂😂😂this can’t be real. Nobody thinks Colty is sexy accept his MOM 🤮
It’s like a funhouse lonnnggg stretch mirror: “look! I’m SKINNY!!”
*some Dr. Now-show-reject-looking mf*
That makes only 1 of us who thinks so.
Facetune - such fun! 🤣
He looks like Jesus, on drugs.
Captain America in Infinity War
If Liam Neeson made Castaway 2
I was expecting something shocking.
But he doesn't look bad in the other picture.
I don’t know which one is worse tbh.
He doesn't even look good in the first picture.
I think that Colty looks like an ugly version of youtuber Chris Stuckmann
Ummmm she needs to take those beer goggles off. 🙈🙉🙊
No filter in the world, i swear....
Makes me wonder what her ex looked like. Coltee is nas-tay!! 🤢🤢🤮🤮
I feel violated
You can have him and his mommy too!
This may be unpopular, but I don't think he's ugly. I don't like his style and sure as hell I don't like his personality, but his facial features are nice, imo.
Also, in general, I know in this sub critiquing the cast members appearance or style is common and "ok", but body shaming them just because we don't like their personality or behavior is unfair. Even if they are assholes, they didn't choose their body. Also, if someone with a similar appearance sees this, it can be triggering and... just sad.
I agree people here are like hungry pariahs. If you’re not into him build a bridge and get over it 🧐
I agree with everything you said. I think his face is fine but even if it wasn't...
You can choose the shape of your body to some extent though.
Colt might have some genetic predisposition like Klinefelter but I have to imagine carrying around a lot of extra weight just magnifies that.
Is that Dax Shepard?
First of all how dare you
Lmao exactly don’t disrespect Dax like that
Hahaha ain’t nobody want him
Delusion convince yourself
Well I don’t see a difference between insta and reality?😁
And gross AF too
Who is she kidding 🤮
From the neck up, at certain angles, when the lighting is good, and as long as he doesn't open his mouth, Colt is not a bad looking guy.