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AbbyShapiroCockVore

What do you even do at that point? Just keep smashing your face into the floor until it resembles something approaching masculinity?


Randy_Lahey00

Get a beard and lose the goddamn grandpa glasses


Fochiler

Where can I get a beard


gatorgongitcha

Insecure women that don’t account for loneliness and regret later in life can be found most anywhere.


Fochiler

And they can get me a beard?


sln1337

yes


scotems

They are the beard, dingus.


ErikDelgado

Ralph's, the meat section.


WHOOO_CAAAREEESSS

r/ minoxbeards


Denominax

i want to do this so badly to fill in some spots but i already know that shits gonna irritate the fuck out of my face


WHOOO_CAAAREEESSS

It's bad the first few times. Afterwards you get used to it.


Makaveli961

Try the foam version and preferably use a moisturizer, works like a charm.


MeatyLabia

Dries out your skin but with beard after a year or two the hairs get permanent.


Denominax

literally rogaine on your face.


T3hSwagman

I think it’s 100% the glasses and haircut. No beard necessary he just legit looks like he’s rolling out of high school photo day with those frames and buzz cut.


TheRealUlfric

He looks like the Zoomer wojack


AlfredKnows

And he is not ugly. Haircut, beard, nice glasses. Also some good fitting clothes. Now a personality might be other thing...


salaambrother

Or just a better in style hair cut


ladyofthelathe

And learn the art of being charming and develop a personality. Those two things really help with attractiveness.


Cala-Best-Girl

He’s a pretty boy with a muscular body. He’ll have no trouble getting p/bussy, assuming he has even a scrap of social skills and isn’t a piece of shit.


Seriphe

On 4chan tho


[deleted]

guys care more about muscular bodies more than women lmao


SnoopyGoldberg

That doesn’t mean women aren’t turned on by them. Women care more about makeup than men as well.


[deleted]

I can only speak from my experience, but the dudes i know that got the most play were skinny as twigs Girls that get the most attention usually have makeup ​ i dunno shit about women though, so whatever


Finstersang

ass. uming.


NumbOfLife

He's not ugly idk why these comments are being mean


East_Onion

He's not pretty, he has an incel face


yyrkoon1776

He's hot enough that he honestly doesn't need game.


gatorgongitcha

Lucha mask


goodbehaviorsam

Balaclava and sex crimes?


WAUZZZtron

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tripleparentheses2

Be rich. Or lower you standards to fat 3-4/10s.


TheSerpentLord

A beard, a better haircut and better glasses would entirely overhaul his face.


Dassive_Mick

Get LASIK, either get chin surgery or grow a beard.


_RedRush_

beard


burrito_bisen

Father Mozgus moment


McWeaksauce91

Facial hair, hair cut, contacts. People can sculpt their face using a lot of methods. I keep a beard that’s just over 5 o’clock shadow to give my face a better shape. It’s very round when it’s bare. The high n tight gel spiked hair died in the 90’s with Malcom in the middle.


ginja_ninja

Grow out a sick flow and wear contacts, done


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k0mbine

The nose is… completely fine Edit: seriously what kind of warped perception of attractiveness do people in this comments section have? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills seeing people imply he basically has no hope because of his face.


Clambulance1

[Like this?](https://m.imgur.com/SsbFja7)


BasedIncarnate

he just needs contacts and a shaved head easy


supersonicmike

Lol ya think he can't get laid?


privyet_drive

The Handsome Squidward approach.


Psychedelic-Daemon

He doesn’t even look that bad, if he lost the glasses, or at least got nicer looking ones, maybe grew out his hair, he’d look pretty good Regardless, having an average face with a great body is better then having a average face with an ugly body


tkilgore

Wrong. A good face with an ugly body can be improved. Very high potential. A nerd like that, with that fucked up grill, would still get laughed of without fear of repercussion. What he’s going to beat me up? Okay 4eyes.


HorribleRnG

Doomed and blackpilled


WVdOQkFX

the face in the pic looks extremely familiar, like a previous coworker. if its who i think it is, he's absolutely doomed. his grill is beyond repair, and he is just a really weird dude. good on him for getting his body like that, if its him, but i am afraid it might not do anything for his face or personality.


Cewu00

You are jealous that you will never have a ripped body like this guy.


Old-Acanthaceae6226

I do have a chin though.


k_u_r_o_r_o

That's the problem, you have 3 of them


Old-Acanthaceae6226

That's 3 more than he has.


k_u_r_o_r_o

Oh that's pretty good


Cewu00

But you don't have the work ethic to achieve this.


Old-Acanthaceae6226

You are correct in two ways: I do not work, and I have no ethics.


zavrzlana19

Bruv he is on trt or tren its kinda obvious


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Old-Acanthaceae6226

Honey-child he does not look unfamiliar with exercise. If jaw exercise worked don't you think he would have one by now?


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Old-Acanthaceae6226

idk but it probably has a stronger chin than that guy though


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Old-Acanthaceae6226

[this](https://www.boldsky.com/img/2015/01/08-1420720468-honey4.jpg)


Player02110

he's juicing, so you're right.


Cewu00

Lmao he might be juicing you are right. Although... PEDs are not enough for that kind of body. He needs to exercise. While our friend above doesn't even walk to the grocery store.


WolfofAnarchy

Wrong, his glasses are ruining him, so is his expression and lack of beard


pneis1

No ody said anything about a good face


Ryonne

You were so focused on the face you missed the clear reason he's not getting any women. >5'11


[deleted]

This screams blackpill


20x30mm_grenade

You’ve never gone outside in your life


NotBrawlAndRoll

This proves that some people are indeed just doomed to be losers


Thermo99

Dude has pretty good insertions and physique, I don’t understand why he would have any trouble


AdamBombKelley

This. That's an incel face, having a ripped body under it just makes him creepier


VehaMeursault

Glasses can be sexy. These are not.


TheEvilSeagull

A pair of nice looking glasses that matches his head would go along way


cerels

Sure can, just get a beard to hide your jawline and thick glasses to distract from your eyes


Ok-Butterscotch-6955

I thank god everyday I have a passable jawline, since my facial hair production makes me look like a meth head


No_Page_4631

I would rather have pretty face with chubby body than ugly face with fit body. atleast I can make myself fit if I wanted to. But if you are ugly, there's nothing else you can do. unless you are very rich. as in very rich.


SentineL-EX

> at least I can make myself fit if I wanted to Millions of fat people sing this song


No_Page_4631

maybe they are not trying enough? but that's not the point i'm trying to make anyways. the point, you can be fit some day. but if you have ugly face, you can't change that even if you try hard enough.


Tardhaus

You see, that's where you're wrong, fren. I have an objectively attractive face and an arguably shit body. I can cover my shitty body with clothing. You cannot cover your shitty face. Checkmate facelets.


MrAwesome1324

Take the plo koon pill and wear a full face covering gas mask 24/7


ZepperV2

trenything is possible with a body like yours


Wowbringer

WEAK chin/jaw with depressive eyes/brow cannot be fixed.


CervixTaster

I love the way us glasses wearers, who need our glasses are suggested to get rid of said glasses to look better lol. Like damn, I would but I need them lol. I do think he could get a nicer looking pair though.


Psychedelic-Daemon

Nah bro I get I wear glasses too, I just figured he could try contacts or something, This didn’t really come to mind earlier but yeah honestly it’s really the glasses he’s got that just looks kinda bad, a change for a nicer looking pair could definitely go a long way too


Randy_Lahey00

Imagine being *that* ripped and still looking like someone who‘d be shoved in a locker in every average high school comedy flick


SCP-Nagatoro

This just proves gymaxxing is cope.


Tanktastic08

He gymaxxed but never lookmaxxed. He needs to get rid of the glasses and grow out a beard.


SynestheticPanther

A decent haircut and glasses would change this man's life


TouchMeSenpai666

That's true a beard can make you look like you have a chin


Lord_Badington

You’re fat


ganjalf1991

But happy


gkw97i

cope


ganjalf1991

Oh yeah i cope by being happy. Damn this life is unbearable.


gkw97i

gaslighting yourself into thinking you're happy is quite the remarkable fattie cope


Gestapolini

It's okay bro he's 'happy' now. And in 20 years when we are still in good physical condition his knees and back will be shit. We will bang our wives and play sports with our children and he'll be dead of a heart attack.


I_h8_normies

You have a nagatoro pfp, atleast anonerd doesn’t molest kids


CurrentMagazine1596

It is a cope but it's the best type of cope.


drewster23

I mean he's posting 4chan shirtless, its definitely cope. He most likely wants it to be the first thing people notice, while for his sake it should be the last.


VanDerKleef

Because he is most likely still in high school and precisely this type of bullying got him to hop on roids and ruin his life


BonapartyUpInHere

How exactly did he ruin his life?


LordDoombringer

Roids


CurrentMagazine1596

Prob natty tbh. It's a solid physique but not at all unobtainable.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Delta are sus. He's either 100% maxed out. Or a good cycle


casino_r0yale

Wtf are you smoking about his upper body isn’t even that big. Pecs and abs are underdeveloped. This is natural, just biased towards legs.


WhiteHelljumper

He's the kind of guy that a TV character would try to start shit with because they're just going off his before they then reveal what the rest of him looks like.


SyntheticManMilk

It’s like Captain America, but the super serum didn’t change his face.


mexheavymetal

Average /fit/ brain


NotBrawlAndRoll

Typical strong but stupid stereotype


pyrohydrosmok

I laughed so hard I almost fucking choked on my gum and died alone on a memory foam mattress topper I call a bed.


candycaprice

Bonus points if the memory foam mattress is on the floor.


HorribleRnG

It's drenched in pure sneed


pyrohydrosmok

Dude... It's a mattress TOPPER. Didn't say I had a mattress. OF COURSE IT'S ON THE FLOOR. NIPPONESE STYLE


candycaprice

That's alright if it's Nippon style. Pure class and sophistication there.


pyrohydrosmok

>Nippon style Just to be clear that means secondhand, soaked in urine, semen and tears from prior lifetime of alcoholism and in my mom's apartment... Right?


IAMA_Ghost_Boo

I'm sorry for your life


random-pineapple420

Such is life


BenevolentSpirit

Strength 10 Perception 3 Endurance 6 Charisma 5 Intelligence 6 Agility 10 Luck 0


MoorePenrose

Your total adds up to the 40 points that you can assign during character creation, well done! However, stats cannot be lower than 1, which makes your comment fabricated and homosexual


avery-secret-account

Unless we count fallout 4 where you only get 21 points


krumpirko8888

\> fallout 4 Leave


Chucanoris

Intelligence is too high considering what he did


BenevolentSpirit

It falls under perception because he failed to see his mistake.


Chucanoris

He's also a dumbass by posting on 4chan lmao


BloodSurgery

If this were D&D it would fall into low Wisdom, which is often replaced with perception too


SnoopWhale

Perception up if he took Four Eyes during character creation.


lolek2414

senator smelvin


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

Uhm, ackshucally, they're nanomachines, Jack


coolobotomite

they harden in response to like, physical trauma or something


Coin_Enjoyer

Man looks like Heinrich Himmler


[deleted]

More like Hymen Thriller. amirite sisters


Able-Panic-1356

Why lift when it's all about the face


yeetusfetusus

Tbh he just needs to change his glasses and hair style


Nayafuri

+ beard to hide that nonexistent jawline


zenzenzen322

and jaw surgery


Sturmuoti

You dont lift for female dogs


benrsmith77

Never skip face day.


YourEyesAreBleeding

His face isn't bad at all honestly. I can see how he might be insecure about it, but I think that pretty much anyone (who doesn't have like a serious deformity or something) can have an attractive face as well. If he got contacts or different glasses, that would go a long way. I also think he should change up his hairstyle, like grow it out a bit on the top and shave the sides shorter. That could give him a totally different look. Also his body is very impressive, good for him taking initiative and sticking with a fitness routine, that's an extremely difficult thing and most people, even athletic people, will never come anywhere close to his physique.


ttwixx

roids do help


Vikseba

Yep, its crazy how many people dont know that a ton of people use roids. But the dude still looks awesome!


gamerologyst

You don't get a physique like this with just roids though. This is dedication, dude has definitely worked hard for it


Vikseba

True, if you eat like shit and workout like a pussy you wont get this physique, no matter how much stuff you shoot up.


krumpirko8888

Jezus Christ I have exact same glasses. Except mine have frame on upper part and just lenses on them. I-is it over for me?


tkilgore

That body can’t fix that face.


Cheeze_2021

The Sherminator has come back for revenge


shortware

Butterface!


winkerback

>guy has a perfectly fine looking face, I've seen plenty of guys that look just like this (with way less muscle) who have hot girlfriends r/4chan: *it's over, totally chinless, he's NGMI, he needs to make a bunch of changes if he ever wants to be attractive and doesn't want to be a bullied nerd loner*


HorribleRnG

Textbook example of there being no hope for Sub5's even if they get a great body. Seethus Copius Maximus


sadnificent

This is your brain on creatine.


Dominat0r2

"John Wayne, is that you?"


[deleted]

son of a b-word youre right.


LOL_WhyT

When you only level up one pokemon


pinhead-l

Lv. 100 Caterpie


Cheeze_2021

Is he a chad now or still an incel?


AcrobaticKitten

Chadcel


roshi256

No just an average /fit/ poster


ChireaI9

Gymcel


hardthumbs

That face is with that bod is just… what


NotBrawlAndRoll

It feels photoshopped lmfao


Redcherry42

Shouldn't his face turn the other way, as the mirror flips it?


JACrazy

Yes, machine learning doesnt understand mirrors yet.


DirkNord

poor guy, body of a chad, face of a school shooter


krumpirko8888

A school axer


TheRealF0xE

Y’all are weird. I’m sure he only attempted to censor his face for privacy reasons not that he’s insecure lmao.


ManMayMay

The "forget to censor the mirror" meme is old as fuck but in the guys slight defense, anyone who's photoshopped for a while knows you can't just do something like that and make it look like the actual person, prospective and angles and stuff


WhyWouldTrumpDoThis

So this is what a fitcel looks irl


ChickenPijja

Fuck I’m thick, I just wondered how the hell they generated anons face, or if it’s real. Then I saw the first image again with the reflection ffs


Any_Recording1253

When an incel finaly listens to all the "go to the gym you'll feel better!" Advice


NotBrawlAndRoll

Except that he doesn’t actually feel better (probably)


Any_Recording1253

Probably?


c0d3_attorney

He looks like senator Armstrong as a teen


simbot34

His face looks like slimecicle’s wtf


mccsc23

This pic is older than most of the posters here


DogmaEnjoyer

Proof gymmaxxing doesn’t work


ddg31415

He sorta looks like a young Steven Greer


SMTTrunkGod

Anon looks ripped good for him


Waly98

>body of a Greek god >Pairs it with a Yee Yee ass haircut


AReliableRandom

Bro he reminds me of all the stories I’ve read of the buff khhv nerds who lift but still can’t get women


gromath

Too bad there’s no gym for the face


Autisticus

Dude looks like he plays college ball, ya know Chud confirmed


TheCopyPasteLife

didn't know logic used 4chan


Shalashaska87B

"machine learning" = MS Paint.


opinionpug

Yup that was the joke


GoldenHorse425

Old repost.


Ataraxia_no_Drache

What the fuck, he's an actual Yakuza boss fight.


UraniumRocker

It’s amazing what we can accomplish with today’s technology.


Mardo_Picardo

176 lbs? How does he weigh so little? Is there absolutely nothing in the back?


thelazygamer

It's because he's not very tall. He's standing on the edge of the bathtub, it makes it look like his knees are close to the height of the vanity in the pic.


JKAlear

The hacker 4chan strikes yet again


king_of_the_potato_p

Jacked incels, hmmmmmm. That could be an issue.


JusticeClarence

He looks like the soy jack wojak


CurrentMagazine1596

Case study about why "just workout and take showers" is not sufficient. Solid physique though.


AGoldenChest

Thats one ripped nerd, I gotta say


this-weeks-account-4

>tfw no jaw


ChainsawRomance

"Heeeyyy, guys. Austin here..."


YawningSquirtle420

Get them GANs bro