By - kevinowdziej
Lil my grandfather passed away
Lil dead grandpa? Sounds cooler
BTW both mine are dead.
You're not a moron. Heart attacks and panic attacks have very similar symptoms
Yep, specifically if you're a woman, they can be very similar. Better to be sure and feel silly.
For men not so much, but if you're not familiar with panic attacks they do feel like you are dying.
i've had one while high, it sucks. I thought I was gonna die so i told the person I was with too say goodbye to my parents and that I was sorry.
i'd follow that artist on spotify
BRUH those have very similar symptoms! It doesn’t matter what the etiology is, you did the right thing by going to the hospital!
Sounds like a real name ngl
I read that as lil chorizo
That one’s mine. Had food poisoning
Lil’ Seizures. No not the pizza chain.
me too!! we could form a group?
What’s the name and where?
Not part of the group but Seizure Procedure is promising
THIS. if you need a job you can be our manager
-The Strokes- but I believe that’s already been taken
I mean I had one of those too so it still works.
Sounds like you guys are about to shake things up!
This sounds like an amazing drag name
lil dangerous homosexual behavior
It’s the coding they put on your record if you have gay sex of any kind. Basically I’m responsible and try to check and make sure I don’t have STDs and I get the medication to prevent me from catching anything, and that makes me “dangerous”
This should be absolutely common for everyone with frequently changing sexual partners but independent from sexuality.
Holy fuck, sorry for the question but what is the country where this shit happens? Like they have a list of “dangerous homosexuals” wtf
this is standard. it is not labeled dangerous because of the sexuality but because it is anal, where risk of small injuries and therefore transmission of diseases is higher.
Then cal it anal and not dangerous gay sexual behaviour...
I work in an American hospital that uses the platform meditech. Risk factors are charted with certain codes. In our system at least this would be listed as "high risk sexual behavior" and "MSM" (men who have sex with men). It's grounded in statistics and ensures that people get the proper help that they need.
Lil shitting blood
My boy Lil Hematochezia spitting out straight fire.
shitting out straight fire
Lil UC! I’m waiting for that album drop.
lil [you will never know what this said]
Their butt was inside, and then it was outside
"Just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in"
What are you doing out here, little guy? Get back in there, ya scamp!
Lil’ DKA. Kinda slaps though, I can’t lie.
lil 12hr shift
I hope you get better
Yeah they’re fuckin dogshit rn
lil sleep lotta work
Lil stomach pump
Me too, let's make it our last rodeo man
lil internal bleeding.
tis a flesh wound
This guy complaininig of internal bleeding, tell the doctor when they do a scope to rub some dirt in it.
Seriously, I empathzie, I have crohns disease.
Lil 8kg dumbbell fell on my foot
That hurt reading lol
I felt that
Lil heroin overdose
You doing okay?
Yea dude been off the shit for years now. Thank you for the concern!
Lil severe trapped gas
Lil anal fissure
Tried that too, literally one of the worst pains ever. Hope your doing better buddy
lil getting my ADHD medication
Lil snapped femur
I'm gonna ask.
Hurt like hell as if my appendix was gonna rupture. Went to the ER. Appendix was fine but uh... drain was clogged badly.
And that's why you mix fiber into your diet!
Mate. Just get a fork and mix it up.
Beat it like an egg!
I dunno what ur doing usually but I ain't putting a fork into my colon
Hey man. Your loss.
Lil ghost pepper
Lil check up
Lil signing power of attorney papers brap brap
This is my fave so far; gonna go follow you on soundcloud lol
Lil Irritable Bowel
Lil car crash
I was going back and forth between Lil Rear End and Lil Car Crash. They’re both very special in their own way
We just need to find a Lil T-Bone and maybe a Lil RollOver or something and we can start a group!
Lil hemorrhoidectomy up in this mofo
Lil inguinal hernia, please to meet you.
Lil double inguinal hernia here. I'll be glad to tell yall that I'm your king now.
All hail the king
Lil umbilical hernia here.
My balls are lopsided
Lil Inguinal hernia with appendix being the bit that comes out checking in with my crew. Apparently very rare, I may be in a medical journal as this is just not rare but I'm only 32! All better now but sans appendix, they just took it out to be safe.
Edit: spelt word wrong
I’d be Lil hysteroscopy. Can we do a collaboration?
Lil' congestive heart failure 💔
It’s ya boy Lil meningitis
Coming straight at cha from Neuro ICU!
Taking LSD and MDMA at the same time
What foreskin_incarnate said. I had a seizure at a show and woke up in the back of an ambulance lol
Lil’ busted lip
Lil torn vagina
It's Lil' Involuntary Commitment y'all. Coming to you straight from the Psych Ward.
Sometimes there isn’t a flared base big enough
Legit. Normalize butt plugs with bases flared wider than the width of the plug itself.
Lil alcohol abuse
Lil' Kidney Stones
Sounds like a bad porno
Lil' pink eye
Lil’ “tried to go down a zip line using a nerf gun”
Lil slit wrist
Lil' scoliosis. Sounds kinda rad actually.
Lil’ taking my grandma for her neuro checkup.
Cause god knows with her eyesight she wouldn’t be able to find the correct clinic room in under 2 hours. Plus the taxi is expensive.
Lil Fantastic Grandchild
Lil visited my Mom
I hope she gets well
Lil finger surgery
Lil End of the earplug broke off and got lodged in my ear canal.
lil got beat up by my dad
Lil starvation ketosis
Lil drank lava lamp
lil PCOS 🥴
Lil knife cut, I was trying to make a cheese and ham baguette
Lil culinary mishap
lil' mr appointment
funny fact: i've had so many mr scans that i find it calming now, it really makes you sleepy for some reason
Lil Ingrown toenail (always buy good fitting shoes people)
Lil brain cyst
Lil dad got blood poisoning from unknown source
Lil couldn't swallow anything for 2 days but it turns out i have chronic reflux and my esophagus was swollen shut
Lil my mom took away my meds
Lil Skin Infection From Reusing the Same Fleshlight Too Many Times.
Lil ass surgery
Lil' Undiagnosable Illness
lil' back pain
I don't think my rap career will last long.
Lil Poisoned by Doctor.
Lil H pylori.
Sounds pretty cute and cool.
Lil' massive multinodular goiter.
lil head trauma
Li'l Drug Abuse Accident
Lil dehydration caused by diarrhea
Lil dental surgery
Botched suicide attempt is one of my worst fears. It's one of the few things keeping me from committing it.
Lil psychotic anxiety episode
Lil teeth surgery 🥶🥶🥶
Lil forehead glue
Lil’ Vertebral Artery Dissection
Lil saying goodbye to grandpa
Lil overreaction to a panic attack
Lil self harm
Lol alcohol detox
Lil Corneal Abrasion
Lil kidney stone.
Don't matter how small, shit hurts like a parasite eating your kidneys inside out
Lil DOT physical
Doesn't really have a ring to it.
Lil drug overdose
Lil' Undetermined Viral Infection of the Throat
Lil psychotic break
lil accidental stab wound
Lil cant remember i was like 8
Lil’ pneumonia induced asthma attack
Lil my wife had an emergency C Section. Sing in the Jean Ralphio voice for best results