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24204me

Lil my grandfather passed away


LeftysSuck

Oof.


tilickdy

Lil dead grandpa? Sounds cooler BTW both mine are dead.


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WeveCameToReign

You're not a moron. Heart attacks and panic attacks have very similar symptoms


VikingTeddy

Yep, specifically if you're a woman, they can be very similar. Better to be sure and feel silly. For men not so much, but if you're not familiar with panic attacks they do feel like you are dying.


Doesnotfitin

i've had one while high, it sucks. I thought I was gonna die so i told the person I was with too say goodbye to my parents and that I was sorry.


altSHIFTT

i'd follow that artist on spotify


koalanurse

BRUH those have very similar symptoms! It doesn’t matter what the etiology is, you did the right thing by going to the hospital!


Realistic_AI

Same


Ikaros9Deidalos6

Lil schizo


TornAparty

Sounds like a real name ngl


kungpowgoat

I read that as lil chorizo


hgdjjvsgknljfkj

That one’s mine. Had food poisoning


H2O_pete

Lil’ Seizures. No not the pizza chain.


kevinmalonemalone

me too!! we could form a group?


H2O_pete

What’s the name and where?


Iceveins412

Not part of the group but Seizure Procedure is promising


kevinmalonemalone

THIS. if you need a job you can be our manager


MoneyFamous

-The Strokes- but I believe that’s already been taken


H2O_pete

I mean I had one of those too so it still works.


BlkWhtOrOther

Sounds like you guys are about to shake things up!


clmakeup

This sounds like an amazing drag name


clmakeup

lil dangerous homosexual behavior


SaneLad

Elaborate.


clmakeup

It’s the coding they put on your record if you have gay sex of any kind. Basically I’m responsible and try to check and make sure I don’t have STDs and I get the medication to prevent me from catching anything, and that makes me “dangerous”


SAM4191

This should be absolutely common for everyone with frequently changing sexual partners but independent from sexuality.


sweetshark_666

Holy fuck, sorry for the question but what is the country where this shit happens? Like they have a list of “dangerous homosexuals” wtf


shllaqzaneh

this is standard. it is not labeled dangerous because of the sexuality but because it is anal, where risk of small injuries and therefore transmission of diseases is higher.


too_old_to_noob

Then cal it anal and not dangerous gay sexual behaviour...


Staltrad

Danger hole


Saucymarbles

I work in an American hospital that uses the platform meditech. Risk factors are charted with certain codes. In our system at least this would be listed as "high risk sexual behavior" and "MSM" (men who have sex with men). It's grounded in statistics and ensures that people get the proper help that they need.


structuredchronicles

Lil shitting blood


247Brett

My boy Lil Hematochezia spitting out straight fire.


ThemFatale_

NURSE


Fortysevens11

shitting out straight fire


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koalanurse

Lil UC! I’m waiting for that album drop.


Dank_Bandit

lil [you will never know what this said]


tilickdy

Wtf


altSHIFTT

story?


monty624

Their butt was inside, and then it was outside


JohnProcrastinator

"Just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in" -His ass


hothraka

What are you doing out here, little guy? Get back in there, ya scamp!


kungpowgoat

lil colonoscopy


degeneratefleabag

😐


DaHerv

Lil' diabetes


AnimeProfilePic

lil diabeto


themoderation

Lil’ DKA. Kinda slaps though, I can’t lie.


agendont

lil 12hr shift


EuroPolice

I hope you get better


hgdjjvsgknljfkj

Yeah they’re fuckin dogshit rn


WhyNotChoose

lil sleep lotta work


VictimBlamer

lil paycheck


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TheWildThornberry_94

Lil stomach pump


existential_hyena

Lil overdose


WeveCameToReign

Me too, let's make it our last rodeo man


KingCurtisCat

Lil shakes


zhire653

lil internal bleeding. tis a flesh wound


Actual_Lettuce

This guy complaininig of internal bleeding, tell the doctor when they do a scope to rub some dirt in it. Seriously, I empathzie, I have crohns disease.


elsaberii

Lil 8kg dumbbell fell on my foot


Sweet-Lead-6000

That hurt reading lol


idiotic_cretin

I felt that


ShotsShotsShotsLmao

Lil heroin overdose


SnooSnoo96035

You doing okay?


ShotsShotsShotsLmao

Yea dude been off the shit for years now. Thank you for the concern!


OneMoose9

Lil severe trapped gas


KittiesAreTooCute

Lil anal fissure


sljennet

Tried that too, literally one of the worst pains ever. Hope your doing better buddy


Loganian29738

lil getting my ADHD medication


I9nite

same


Charbear444

Lil UTI


Gemsplay

vert?


SnooCakes6195

Lil snapped femur


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Lil Constipation Don't ask...


glumfist

I'm gonna ask.


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Hurt like hell as if my appendix was gonna rupture. Went to the ER. Appendix was fine but uh... drain was clogged badly. And that's why you mix fiber into your diet!


Commies4Lyfe

Mate. Just get a fork and mix it up.


glumfist

Beat it like an egg!


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I dunno what ur doing usually but I ain't putting a fork into my colon


Commies4Lyfe

Hey man. Your loss.


Unavoidable_Positron

Lil ghost pepper


stangerthings

Hahaha damn


radloff003

Lil check up


killersquirel11

Lil Physical


RemixOnAWhim

Lil signing power of attorney papers brap brap


koalanurse

Lil Responsibility


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elymeexlisl

This is my fave so far; gonna go follow you on soundcloud lol


Adriss95

Lil Covid


hubilation

Lil’ Vasectomy


WhyNotChoose

lil snip


Sgt_Buttes

Lil Irritable Bowel


LuckSweaty

Lil work


ImNotFrench_

Lil car crash


elymeexlisl

I was going back and forth between Lil Rear End and Lil Car Crash. They’re both very special in their own way We just need to find a Lil T-Bone and maybe a Lil RollOver or something and we can start a group!


bansRstupid

Lil hemorrhoidectomy up in this mofo


lawlietxx

Lil hernia


dogmoby

Lil inguinal hernia, please to meet you.


LeftysSuck

Lil double inguinal hernia here. I'll be glad to tell yall that I'm your king now.


dogmoby

All hail the king


showMeYourCroissant

Lil umbilical hernia here.


Eyesareheadwindows

My balls are lopsided


anonymousinternetcat

Lil Inguinal hernia with appendix being the bit that comes out checking in with my crew. Apparently very rare, I may be in a medical journal as this is just not rare but I'm only 32! All better now but sans appendix, they just took it out to be safe. Edit: spelt word wrong


JennayLeslie

Lil hysterectomy


c13r13v

I’d be Lil hysteroscopy. Can we do a collaboration?


koalanurse

Lil Hystie


TellmeCanigetaLight

Lil' congestive heart failure 💔


MentallyUntouchable4

It’s ya boy Lil meningitis


koalanurse

Coming straight at cha from Neuro ICU!


anus_blaster9000

Lil candyflip


Sed59

Candyflip?


Foreskin_Incarnate

Taking LSD and MDMA at the same time


anus_blaster9000

What foreskin_incarnate said. I had a seizure at a show and woke up in the back of an ambulance lol


SNovaYT

Lil’ busted lip


jellywigglz

Lil torn vagina


0Graham_Cracker0

It's Lil' Involuntary Commitment y'all. Coming to you straight from the Psych Ward.


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koalanurse

Sometimes there isn’t a flared base big enough


mrgooglypants

Legit. Normalize butt plugs with bases flared wider than the width of the plug itself.


n00b89_

Lil alcohol abuse


bumbeebutts

Lil miscarriage


koalanurse

Noooooooo


ATLSxFINEST93

Lil' Kidney Stones


theDefa1t

Lil' Intern Sounds like a bad porno


necroumbra

Lil laceration


luemilymi

Lil' pink eye


kittykat12346

lil gastroenteritis


msabre__7

Lil’ rabies


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Lil’ “tried to go down a zip line using a nerf gun”


koalanurse

Lil YOLO


bitchalex

Lil slit wrist


Wraith295

Lil' scoliosis. Sounds kinda rad actually.


Stevern69

Lil' psychosis


AlwaysAngryAndy

Lil’ taking my grandma for her neuro checkup. Cause god knows with her eyesight she wouldn’t be able to find the correct clinic room in under 2 hours. Plus the taxi is expensive.


koalanurse

Lil Fantastic Grandchild


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Snommes

Lil polyp


senor-churro

Lil visited my Mom


WeveCameToReign

I hope she gets well


Geerav

Lil finger surgery


omlese

Lil xray


studprincess

lil detox


HailToTheKingslayer

Lil End of the earplug broke off and got lodged in my ear canal.


goosoe

lil got beat up by my dad


Casey_Riordan1

Lil starvation ketosis


BlkWhtOrOther

Lil C-Section


respect_the_69

Lil drank lava lamp


ballroomofmars

lil PCOS 🥴


EreetoNico

Lil life


stangerthings

Lil ileus.


koalanurse

Lil’eus


jjpap11

Lil knife cut, I was trying to make a cheese and ham baguette


h4xrk1m

Lil culinary mishap


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lil' mr appointment funny fact: i've had so many mr scans that i find it calming now, it really makes you sleepy for some reason


CaptainFinn64

Lil Ingrown toenail (always buy good fitting shoes people)


Ecstatic_Highlight_5

Lil brain cyst


Fizzie0

Lil dad got blood poisoning from unknown source


TheActualNemo

Lil couldn't swallow anything for 2 days but it turns out i have chronic reflux and my esophagus was swollen shut


Palerate2

Lil my mom took away my meds


Et_me_buddy_boy

Lil Skin Infection From Reusing the Same Fleshlight Too Many Times.


nothingsecure

Lil ass surgery


TheSublimeLight

Lil' Undiagnosable Illness


WTK55

lil' back pain I don't think my rap career will last long.


teds_trip22

Lil Poisoned by Doctor.


yesorno12138

Lil H pylori. Sounds pretty cute and cool.


LiamOttawa

Lil' massive multinodular goiter.


Mr_Mrsty698

lil head trauma


DebaucherousHeathen

Li'l Drug Abuse Accident


Walunt

Lil dehydration caused by diarrhea


kevinowdziej

Lil dental surgery


FlameDragoon933

Botched suicide attempt is one of my worst fears. It's one of the few things keeping me from committing it.


Alice8Ft

Lil gastroscopy


FallingEnder

lil appendicitis


XxX_Rush_2112_XxX

Lil' anaphlaxys


Little_Blueberry5966

Lil psychotic anxiety episode


drgonz

Lil colonoscapy


Eliasweeb

Lil teeth surgery 🥶🥶🥶


outsanity_haha

Lil forehead glue


Tirasunil

Lil’ Vertebral Artery Dissection


AlexKeris

Lil saying goodbye to grandpa


ChefOfScotland

Lil overreaction to a panic attack


panda_meow

Lil self harm


Brian2017wshs

Lil depression


WeveCameToReign

Lol alcohol detox


NegusQuo82

Lil Corneal Abrasion


achmed242242

Lil kidney stone. Don't matter how small, shit hurts like a parasite eating your kidneys inside out


themolluskman

Lil Earwax


lovewasbetter

Lil DOT physical Doesn't really have a ring to it.


Raffolans

Lil thrombus


Kayyohno

Lil drug overdose


Jack-ums

Lil' Undetermined Viral Infection of the Throat


TemporaryAccount26

Lil psychotic break


ParadoxicalAmalgam

lil accidental stab wound


BerryBass

Lil cant remember i was like 8


koalanurse

Lil Healthy


dakkmann

Lil’ pneumonia induced asthma attack


richardfitzwell822

Lil my wife had an emergency C Section. Sing in the Jean Ralphio voice for best results