But Wisconsin has literal Pound Town: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound,_Wisconsin

Georgia has a place called Cumming though

pine apple alabama solos btw (I got the water tower on a shirt I'm not biased)

Wait until you find out about the American gas station chain “Kum n Go”

On my way to pee pee township

As someone who grew up in Minnesota, Kiester is just too fitting.

Climax, Hornytown, Highpoint, NC has many wonderful names.

Sorry, how was Bussey not on here?

I used to live in the same county as sweet lips, TN! Ain't got nothing on Lizard lick or Nutbush. (Those are real places)