By - nialamar2911
Wet bowser's goth cousin. You are terrible with children but great with pets. Also, lay off the monster energy.
I just think he looks cool ;-;
Wet Bowser T-T
Wet bowser 😏
Oh, you mean cereal when no milk?
Cereal when haves milk:
Unironically identifies as an alpha male, also you punch walls when you're mad
I'm the complete opposite
You feel like you're not assertive or confident enough and bowser makes you feel badass
No honestly I just want to be topped by him
"identified as an alpha male"
only when I wanna fuck.
"punch walls when you're mad"
can't really do that in Europe.
I mean, you *can*. If you're a masochist.
In Europe the wall punches you
Ok but what about Bowser in the little toy scooter with the small red wheels
You're the wholesome friend and you're very fun to be around
This is false, my brother plays Lemmy and he’s an imp that causes chaos
You do not exist, this is no one's favorite
A great terror looms...
Either bisexual or very straight, you're a good friend and you're really mature.
bingo, and im bi
You really like looking at pictures of kawaii gamer girl setups on pinterest
You went through a phase where you hated pink but now you've come to terms with your internalized misogyny, congrats
How are you so accurate
I basically just described myself
I main Mii /srs
This feels really wholesome, you miss the wii and you also like to feel represented in your games. You tend to self insert when reading a story or watching a show/movie.
My mii is literally a penis
>You tend to self insert
Fuck. This is me and I don’t even main Mii.
i used to have a dababy mii and spammed lets go in online lobbies ama
You know the meta.
No, big monke
I thought waluigi was the meta
They have the same stats, waluigi is more popular because he takes up less space on the screen
I just prefer Waluigi because Waluigi stadium was my favourite stage on mario kart DS.
makes sense, I guess if people are gonna go the length to get the right cart build that they'd want even the small advantage that smaller characters give. good to know, dk might be my main now
You really like pokemon and anime, and you spend too much time in your discord servers meme channel
Luigi or Waluigi
Luigi - hardcore bisexual, very supportive friend though you're hard on yourself a lot.
Waluigi - you probably liked edgy humor back in 2016. You send weird rule 34 art to your friends because you find it funny.
Luigi’s spot on but Waluigi is because tall man in smol car funni
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
Everyone needs a vehicle, even the very tall!
This is the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Would you like it if I laughed at *your* misfortune, huh? Maybe we should find [out!](https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c)
Damn… I hate how accurate Luigi is for me
You're the shy one in your friend group but low key the funniest
You like to sit in a room and do something totally different from everyone else, but you still enjoy just being in the presence of others
You are correct
King boo gang rise up
this is 196, that one's free
You want to be a badass but you're too anxious
You listen to either female rappers or girl punk to hype yourself up
One, multiple, or all of the following
Sleep schedule is fucked
No, no, maybe, yes
I feel like you don’t understand dry bones they are funny little skeleton turtle and not the embodiment of death.
I also main dry bones and yes, no, yes and yes.
i didnt know any of the meta and when i played mario kart for the first time i just went "bone turtle !!" then never changed my main
You want to be kawaii uwu girl so bad. You're a weeb, you probably like slice of life anime the most. You're always cold.
I just want to be a girl, any girl :(
Correct only about the last sentence lol. I greatly dislike slice of life anime haha, sort of right about weeb only in that I was an ex one, many years ago
I wish. I'm not confident enough to do that
Emo on the inside
Okay that's fair
waluigi with his own bike
You're goofy asf, also very chaotic
how am i chaotic when that combo is the one that gives most control when playing on wii?
I'm basing it off the characters themselves, plus I haven't played much of the wii version.
one of the wii maps is basically impossible if you dont go slow
Funky Kong Flame Runner
ratio + daisy mach bike better
You are not good at Mario kart Wii
You try really hard to be funny and you struggle to take things seriously when you need to
Bowser Jr. because he slaps his ass when he tricks
You are inconsolably, irrevocably, unequivocally horny. Please jerk off before saying anything on the internet from now on.
I just think it's funny
This is the correct answer. You're a ball of sunshine and it would be nice if you treated yourself the way you treat others.
Aaaaaaaaaa 💙💜🤍💜💙 tysm 😭🥰
aatysm? how'd they know?
I don't like this
I don't want to find real people in my phone
You're the golden retriever token straight gamer of your friend group. Major bi wife energy.
Yeah, pretty spot on. Except I'm the only bi guy in a group of straights
i main koopa and i’m literally a [email protected]
My man is a literal bundle of sticks
Pink Gold Peach
I feel like you live just to spite Nathaniel B.
striving for originality
todd mario carts in every game gang
You either wish you could go back and relive your high school years, but actually go to events and clubs and be popular and go to prom and have a john green novel arc, or you're in high school and you want to do all those things but you have too much anxiety and strict parent(s).
Peach, Rosalina or Luigi - depends if im playing with family or if Peach is already taken
Peach - you've always had a really girly side, and you desperately want to be pretty though you pretend you don't care about looks
Rosalina - you're not like other girls (derogatory)
Luigi - the most bisexual human being on the planet. You're an amazing friend. Or you just like his stats.
Completely accurate and fair assessment
As a Rosalina main, I agree
Morton main’s rise up
Roy’s our boy
Inkling girl green.
Youare the only real one in this comment section
Shy guy...for reasons.
Emo, you're the funniest person in your friend group, you read some fanfic in middle school and it changed you forever.
Roy or Rosalina
You're a bad bitch and I'm in awe of you
classic link with the master cycle
If you had the time and motivation to learn the fake language from lord of the rings you would do it in a heartbeat
You think anime boys are hot
I was decimating kids in Mario Kart 7 online with Lakitu what does that say about me
Yessss Lakitu mains rise up
Matt from wii sports
Rosalina. Yes, I have no shame.
Pick me girl. You are not as unique as you think you are.
I know but at least I have autism
are we the same person :o
Pink gold peach with a bike or cat peach with the cat cart
You think furries are sort of cool though you're not one yourself
You're not afraid to talk about your opinions on things though they may be unpopular
inkling girl :)
love my funky little skeleton turtle
You're really cool but you don't talk much.
Lugi is cute jo matter what
Sorry I’m a yoshis island fan
Peach or Donkey Kong
Yoshi if MKW
Iggy if MK8
Tanooki Mario dont call me a furry
You are a diehard Mario Bros. 3 fan and honestly that’s respectable, it’s a good game
inkling boy - cyan
Sorry I got dibs on cyan inkling boy, you gotta switch.
gold mario or rosalina
Princess Peach, since SNES
Shouldn't be too hard to guess mine :)
You spend way too much time on the internet
Please get some sleep and drink water
I'm with you on the water part, been drinking too much cola lately
How do you manage to be so simple
You're fine liking the most popular thing which sort of makes you unique in its own way
You like vanilla ice cream
Vanilla is such a good flavor! It’s unique and beautiful and sweet and I have no idea how it ended up being labeled as generic
None, because I've never played Mario Kart and I've never had a NinteDON'T console 😎
(Jokes aside, you can ask me about CTR instead)
Coaster Tycoon Roller?
Funky Kong (I haven’t touched mk8 in years)
Metal Mario…………. Sorry
Most basic character in the game but make it ✨quirky✨
I don't even know what to say about this. Think you might have chosen this one for the stats because the character is boring and pointless
Baby mario for the meta, isabelle and shy guy at heart
There are baby characters with the same stats that are not god awful ugly like baby mario
Otherwise you're really cool and I bet you listen to indie, alternative, or some weird shit like hyperpop and vocaloid
you are absolutely right about the music LOL
You're very cute and nice though you beat yourself up over embarrassing things that you did a long time ago, and you like to sing when you're by yourself.
Waluigi or toad
kooper trooper :D
Peach, cat peach, rose gold peach