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Kingfin9391

Dry bowser


nialamar2911

Wet bowser's goth cousin. You are terrible with children but great with pets. Also, lay off the monster energy.


Kingfin9391

I just think he looks cool ;-;


Vord_Loldemort_7

Wet Bowser T-T


danger_enby

Wet bowser 😏


shadowdead12

Oh, you mean cereal when no milk?


Kingfin9391

Cereal when haves milk:


gozulo

Bowser


nialamar2911

Unironically identifies as an alpha male, also you punch walls when you're mad


gozulo

I'm the complete opposite


nialamar2911

You feel like you're not assertive or confident enough and bowser makes you feel badass


gozulo

No honestly I just want to be topped by him


numberonetaakofan

Based


FemboySodomizer

"identified as an alpha male" only when I wanna fuck. "punch walls when you're mad" can't really do that in Europe.


TheActualAWdeV

I mean, you *can*. If you're a masochist.


small_DQmon

In Europe the wall punches you


hangry120

Ok but what about Bowser in the little toy scooter with the small red wheels


poopoo69lol

Lemmy


nialamar2911

You're the wholesome friend and you're very fun to be around


Gabriel9078

This is false, my brother plays Lemmy and he’s an imp that causes chaos


Kyergr

Ludwig


nialamar2911

You do not exist, this is no one's favorite


Rare-Technology-4773

False


Nitrodanni123

Ludwig gang


GamersAreTrans

A great terror looms...


SomeMorning1924

yoshi


Aimlean

Based


nialamar2911

Either bisexual or very straight, you're a good friend and you're really mature.


SomeMorning1924

bingo, and im bi


Pearse_Borty

Based


TheFreebooter

Based


blaulune

Toadette


nialamar2911

You really like looking at pictures of kawaii gamer girl setups on pinterest You went through a phase where you hated pink but now you've come to terms with your internalized misogyny, congrats Little spoon


blaulune

How are you so accurate


nialamar2911

I basically just described myself


TheWolf002

I main Mii /srs


nialamar2911

This feels really wholesome, you miss the wii and you also like to feel represented in your games. You tend to self insert when reading a story or watching a show/movie.


Kackhans

My mii is literally a penis


adamof609

>You tend to self insert


Wooloo_Woolstar

Fuck. This is me and I don’t even main Mii.


Wufflon

i used to have a dababy mii and spammed lets go in online lobbies ama


shung_

Donkey kong


Kalamajamees

You know the meta.


shung_

No, big monke


LuquidThunderPlus

I thought waluigi was the meta


Gabriel9078

They have the same stats, waluigi is more popular because he takes up less space on the screen


Kalamajamees

I just prefer Waluigi because Waluigi stadium was my favourite stage on mario kart DS.


LuquidThunderPlus

makes sense, I guess if people are gonna go the length to get the right cart build that they'd want even the small advantage that smaller characters give. good to know, dk might be my main now


nialamar2911

You really like pokemon and anime, and you spend too much time in your discord servers meme channel


finn11aug

Luigi or Waluigi


nialamar2911

Luigi - hardcore bisexual, very supportive friend though you're hard on yourself a lot. Waluigi - you probably liked edgy humor back in 2016. You send weird rule 34 art to your friends because you find it funny.


finn11aug

Luigi’s spot on but Waluigi is because tall man in smol car funni


TheActualAWdeV

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile? Everyone needs a vehicle, even the very tall! This is the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun? Would you like it if I laughed at *your* misfortune, huh? Maybe we should find [out!](https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c)


finn11aug

Now march!


Tinytimtami

Damn… I hate how accurate Luigi is for me


sojukirin

King Boo


nialamar2911

You're the shy one in your friend group but low key the funniest You like to sit in a room and do something totally different from everyone else, but you still enjoy just being in the presence of others


aggibaggi

You are correct


SeamanStayns

King boo gang rise up


FutureCookies

inkling girl


LieuHam

gay


VFDan

true


haha_whoami

this is 196, that one's free


nialamar2911

You want to be a badass but you're too anxious You listen to either female rappers or girl punk to hype yourself up


DeliberateDendrite

Dry bones


nialamar2911

One, multiple, or all of the following Emo Edgelord Horny Sleep schedule is fucked


DeliberateDendrite

No, no, maybe, yes


beastofthedeep

I feel like you don’t understand dry bones they are funny little skeleton turtle and not the embodiment of death.


tiredcynicalbroken

I also main dry bones and yes, no, yes and yes.


NeverGonnaGiveUZucc

i didnt know any of the meta and when i played mario kart for the first time i just went "bone turtle !!" then never changed my main


[deleted]

Isabelle


nialamar2911

You want to be kawaii uwu girl so bad. You're a weeb, you probably like slice of life anime the most. You're always cold.


LieuHam

I just want to be a girl, any girl :(


[deleted]

Correct only about the last sentence lol. I greatly dislike slice of life anime haha, sort of right about weeb only in that I was an ex one, many years ago


Girl-throwawaay

Shy guy


nialamar2911

Emo


Girl-throwawaay

I wish. I'm not confident enough to do that


nialamar2911

Emo on the inside


Girl-throwawaay

Okay that's fair


Confused_Pog

Based


Cultural-Roof-3048

waluigi with his own bike


nialamar2911

You're goofy asf, also very chaotic


Cultural-Roof-3048

how am i chaotic when that combo is the one that gives most control when playing on wii?


nialamar2911

I'm basing it off the characters themselves, plus I haven't played much of the wii version.


Cultural-Roof-3048

one of the wii maps is basically impossible if you dont go slow


DuduBonesBr

Funky Kong Flame Runner


UnityAnglezz

ratio + daisy mach bike better


DarkLlama64

You are not good at Mario kart Wii


DuduBonesBr

Fuck you


DarkLlama64

when


nialamar2911

You try really hard to be funny and you struggle to take things seriously when you need to


_DrunkenStein

The meta


Hidden__Squid

Bowser Jr. because he slaps his ass when he tricks


nialamar2911

You are inconsolably, irrevocably, unequivocally horny. Please jerk off before saying anything on the internet from now on.


Hidden__Squid

I just think it's funny


Rocks_Fall_TPK

Daisy 🏵️


nialamar2911

This is the correct answer. You're a ball of sunshine and it would be nice if you treated yourself the way you treat others.


Rocks_Fall_TPK

Aaaaaaaaaa 💙💜🤍💜💙 tysm 😭🥰


LuquidThunderPlus

aatysm? how'd they know?


Biscuit642

I don't like this I don't want to find real people in my phone


Jakoa3001

Koopa Troopa


nialamar2911

You're the golden retriever token straight gamer of your friend group. Major bi wife energy.


Jakoa3001

Yeah, pretty spot on. Except I'm the only bi guy in a group of straights


isaysticktotheplan

i main koopa and i’m literally a [email protected]


Jakoa3001

My man is a literal bundle of sticks 😔 🙏


Code_Rocker

Based


KatnissXcis

Pink Gold Peach


WiFi2347

I feel like you live just to spite Nathaniel B.


KatnissXcis

Who's that?


gLiTcHplays72

striving for originality


LogicalShark

Liar


Allen_gamer

Toad


Toad_the_Fungus

todd mario carts in every game gang


nialamar2911

You either wish you could go back and relive your high school years, but actually go to events and clubs and be popular and go to prom and have a john green novel arc, or you're in high school and you want to do all those things but you have too much anxiety and strict parent(s).


Narocky

Peach, Rosalina or Luigi - depends if im playing with family or if Peach is already taken


nialamar2911

Peach - you've always had a really girly side, and you desperately want to be pretty though you pretend you don't care about looks Rosalina - you're not like other girls (derogatory) Luigi - the most bisexual human being on the planet. You're an amazing friend. Or you just like his stats.


Narocky

Completely accurate and fair assessment


Microbe_boi

As a Rosalina main, I agree


BassBoostedOOF

MORTON


Trash_bandit1

Morton main’s rise up


LunaEtAstrum

Rosalina


SeizethegapYouOFB

✨Rosalina✨ 🥰


Fuckriotgames7

Roy


UltracornPicto

Roy’s our boy


TempestManifest

Link


lilyy-yea

BOTW Link


docolafson

da kong


nialamar2911

Which one


GrandMasterBen

The kong…..


Lime_on_Pizza

mario


Absent_Pseudonym00

Inkling girl green.


Coolio-Mc-Xerto

Wario


ImHereT0o

Youare the only real one in this comment section


1800leon

Shy guy...for reasons.


nialamar2911

Emo, you're the funniest person in your friend group, you read some fanfic in middle school and it changed you forever.


Wolfie782

Roy or Rosalina


nialamar2911

You're a bad bitch and I'm in awe of you


crahbb

classic link with the master cycle


nialamar2911

If you had the time and motivation to learn the fake language from lord of the rings you would do it in a heartbeat You think anime boys are hot


C0SMIC_LIZARD

Rosalina


CliquesCuriosos

I was decimating kids in Mario Kart 7 online with Lakitu what does that say about me


Macrel907

Yessss Lakitu mains rise up


YeetmasterYeet-

Matt from wii sports


nialamar2911

You're hot


Wooloo_Woolstar

Rosalina. Yes, I have no shame.


nialamar2911

Pick me girl. You are not as unique as you think you are.


Wooloo_Woolstar

I know but at least I have autism


bannanas-love

are we the same person :o


princesscarolynsdad

Pink gold peach with a bike or cat peach with the cat cart


nialamar2911

You think furries are sort of cool though you're not one yourself You're not afraid to talk about your opinions on things though they may be unpopular


honestlyjusttiredtbh

inkling girl :)


darth_asterisk

dry bones love my funky little skeleton turtle


Gamer-kitty

King boo


nialamar2911

You're really cool but you don't talk much.


Snoo17634

Baby luigi


nialamar2911

Ew


Allen_gamer

Lugi is cute jo matter what


Snoo17634

Sorry I’m a yoshis island fan


The_Persian_Cat

Peach or Donkey Kong


Temporary_Cut9037

Roy


CatboyCabin

Yoshi if MKW Iggy if MK8


sanctplasma

Tanooki Mario dont call me a furry


Gabriel9078

You are a diehard Mario Bros. 3 fan and honestly that’s respectable, it’s a good game


Michaelscan2007

inkling boy - cyan


Sleepycoon

Sorry I got dibs on cyan inkling boy, you gotta switch.


Pizzachu221

luigi


mixmaster321

Morton


kuodron

Jugem/Lakitu


Dilly___Red

gold mario or rosalina


Seventh_Faetasy

Princess Peach, since SNES


Ballisticbuddah7

Roy


toadkarter1993

Shouldn't be too hard to guess mine :)


nialamar2911

Nonbinary You spend way too much time on the internet Please get some sleep and drink water


toadkarter1993

I'm with you on the water part, been drinking too much cola lately


Pickled_chungu

Don-Chan


ForktUtwTT

Mario


nialamar2911

How do you manage to be so simple You're fine liking the most popular thing which sort of makes you unique in its own way You like vanilla ice cream


ForktUtwTT

Vanilla is such a good flavor! It’s unique and beautiful and sweet and I have no idea how it ended up being labeled as generic


IamMrJay

None, because I've never played Mario Kart and I've never had a NinteDON'T console 😎 (Jokes aside, you can ask me about CTR instead)


TheActualAWdeV

Coaster Tycoon Roller?


YoSammitySam666

Funky Kong (I haven’t touched mk8 in years)


THE_LAST_JAGUAR

Luigi


SevenV1_

Shy Guy


Holyminecraft

Metal Mario…………. Sorry


nialamar2911

Most basic character in the game but make it ✨quirky✨ I don't even know what to say about this. Think you might have chosen this one for the stats because the character is boring and pointless


[deleted]

Baby mario for the meta, isabelle and shy guy at heart


nialamar2911

There are baby characters with the same stats that are not god awful ugly like baby mario Otherwise you're really cool and I bet you listen to indie, alternative, or some weird shit like hyperpop and vocaloid


[deleted]

you are absolutely right about the music LOL


A_Real_Isopod

Isabelle (:


nialamar2911

You're very cute and nice though you beat yourself up over embarrassing things that you did a long time ago, and you like to sing when you're by yourself.


DerKnoedel

Waluigi or toad


pongbois

Koopa.


potato_labs

kooper trooper :D


TheAlexSW

Peach, cat peach, rose gold peach


IlCampello

Mii