By - AndrewTheMandrew13
man why do you have to pick the sexiest pokemon
They said Scizor not Beedril
All hail our flying fetus
Possibly the most based person of all time
Bellsprout. I just think he looks neat!
Meowth because of the tv show
Psyduck is a fun guy, also one of my favorites :)
quack quack lookin mf
Dunsparce, it’s a silly little critter
Glare, Coil, Headbutt, Roost. Serene Grace.
Laugh as the opponent fails to defeat the invincible Dunsparce.
I like running less loved 'mons and trying to make them work, Dunsparce *can* be surprisingly effective. Plus is a cute little thing.
A person of culture
Yess, same. Just the cutest pokemon out there.
Vaporeon. Vaporeon has been my favorite since I was a kid. No funny business I swear.
In, but I'm watching you
I had managed to forget....
Did you know that vaporeon is the most......
General Grievous (I don't like Pokemon, but I want to get in somehow)
In, with a warning
Unfair, just cause I used an emoji I am out. SMH can't believe you would do this to me.
Halt you have violated the Law!
your going to hornyjail for a looong time.
Should be out after that
He should be banned for life
[obligatory lil man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih9zBLDr_ro)
Gulpin deez nuts
With your pfp this comment is amazingly funny
Keep the water stones away from this one
Would you like the copypasta in English, Spanish, or uwu
uwu does not have the full copypasta but here you go:
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It seems so far that you haven’t gatekept anyone. Is this a statement about how everyone’s favorite Pokémon is valid? If so, that’s very sweet of you, OP.
That said, Staraptor.
OP gatekept someone for being horny for machoke
Out, idc if I'm not OP 😤
Yeah sorry guy, you're out (I am very susceptible to peer pressure)
While I find the irony that I’m being gatekept after saying that it was kind to accept everyone quite funny, I must nevertheless express sorrow and disappointment that my beloved bird is not up to your standards 😔
Staraptor is the best first route bird pokemon in all games imo.
Politoed, if it counts shiny too
IN! VIP! + $1 million!
You chose right!
Yay :) never seen anyone say it’s their favourite before. I love my big bug pal.
Bug Pokémon are wayy underrated. We need more!
Legit my favourite too. Love the little guy since I first got one in Black. I like its style and it's legit a competitive pokemon, I got into pokemon 'seriously' at that time and my Volcarona 'Tyrone' was my first EV'd 'mon.
Plus can you imagine how comfy that thing is? Giant fluffy fire moth.
Not OP but hella in
Jirachi, because they have a creepy belly eye while being cute and psychic. I love extra-eyed creatures.
I aint OP but you can sit in the corner.
Mismagius of course
Gengar, he's just a silly round creature. I've made atleast 12 of the skrunkly out of clay:)
Regirock, only cause of the noise
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because, you know..
This is kink shaming
George Orwell novel, the events of which take place in the late 20th century
What is Animal Farm?
They did >!Boxer!< so dirty
No they didn’t, he died in the hospital peacefully
Shedninja, i love thos gimmicky pokemon :)
I get to appreciate a cool design, *and* play devil's advocate for hours.
Genuine Vaporeon fans have had it rough ever since the copypasta was made
the vaporeons have had it rougher
Hell yeah a Porygon brother
If Porygon is so good why isn't there a Porygon 2
Porygon is great, it's a computer program that's a Pokemon, how does that work? Wouldn't you like to know? Who cares he's cool and made of polygons and computer code.
ludicolo! they're all just so happy to be here!
ash (I am a human trafficker)
There’s an argument in my house about whether it’s “Des-id-you-eye” as a reference to deciduous trees or “Desi-Dewey” like the Dewey Decimal system, because he looks like a little nerd.
Real pchaltv fans know it's "decky-dooey"
I've always said the first but now that you mention it, he definitely looks like a nerd
In with a warning
scolipede, volcarona, lurantis
Mewtwo, when i was little and pokemon first came out he seemed so bad ass
You were in... before you said uwu
Sandshrew the people's champ
Squirtle day one bby!!!
I'd say hisuian typhloshian I think using its flames to exorcize demons is cool as hell
I'm not sure if he's my favorite but ferrothorn has funny stall strats so i instead use it as a sweeper with iron defence and body press which is a funnier strat.
This is a REALLY tough question because I like a lot of them. At the moment, I gotta go with Heracross. Beefy Blue Beetle of Bulk!
that volcano turtle from pokemon emerald
Mareep! I have a soft spot for fluffy electric types :)