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CameToCame

Scizor


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In


NoirDust

man why do you have to pick the sexiest pokemon


BrunesOnReddit

They said Scizor not Beedril


gumgum7134

reuniclus


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In


johnnysspinnynails

same fr


Jepper002

All hail our flying fetus


lucidlucy93

Possibly the most based person of all time


thog6767

Golurk


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In


dedede30100

Bellsprout. I just think he looks neat!


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In


Despacitoian

Meowth because of the tv show


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In


Hamar_Harozen

Chandelure


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In


Ras_Gunn

Psyduck :)


lifted-living

Solid


DerEchteMossi

Psyduck is a fun guy, also one of my favorites :)


Kyoya_sooohorni

quack quack lookin mf


leafking58

Golisopod


AndrewTheMandrew13

Hella in


leafking58

😎


FamilyFriendli

Excellent choice


MS0ffice

Aegislash


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MemorableThrowawayy

Dunsparce, it’s a silly little critter


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Hugga_Bear

Glare, Coil, Headbutt, Roost. Serene Grace. Laugh as the opponent fails to defeat the invincible Dunsparce. I like running less loved 'mons and trying to make them work, Dunsparce *can* be surprisingly effective. Plus is a cute little thing.


Batznocharge

A person of culture


toohornyforowngood99

Mudkip


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toohornyforowngood99

Less gooo


Musikcookie

Yess, same. Just the cutest pokemon out there.


The_Ironclad_Alpaca

Deoxys


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transport_system

Best answer


Resident-Garlic9303

Vaporeon. Vaporeon has been my favorite since I was a kid. No funny business I swear.


AndrewTheMandrew13

ಠ︵ಠ hmmmmmmm...


AndrewTheMandrew13

In, but I'm watching you


Marshacado

I had managed to forget....


KingConq

Sus


Superiortl123

Did you know that vaporeon is the most......


boxxybab33

cool :)


its_me_espresso

No


Jared_K_88

General Grievous (I don't like Pokemon, but I want to get in somehow)


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In


tm8o_84517

Hello there!


DuduBonesBr

Gardevoir


AndrewTheMandrew13

In, with a warning


Medasian

Unfair, just cause I used an emoji I am out. SMH can't believe you would do this to me.


Kyoya_sooohorni

s(us)ociety


BlackwinIV

Halt you have violated the Law! your going to hornyjail for a looong time.


0resistance_OBEY

🤤


trundlescock97

Haxorus 😃


AndrewTheMandrew13

IN!


Ok_Zucchini_69

Shuckle. Obviously


AndrewTheMandrew13

VIP


Ok_Zucchini_69

(🐢🐙)💦🤤


Slippoo

Should be out after that


TysoP712

He should be banned for life


jane_meow

Furret :3


ViviansUsername

[obligatory lil man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih9zBLDr_ro)


katanadude1337

gulpin


AndrewTheMandrew13

(•\_\_•)


shiibaDoogs

Gulpin deez nuts


Nixia64

With your pfp this comment is amazingly funny


egg_123

oshawott


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Gingycookie

same


LostLad26

Garchomp!


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LostLad26

Yes!


Witchfinder-Gratt

Eevee


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Paxus_gay_alt

Keep the water stones away from this one


Swiftclaw8

Would you like the copypasta in English, Spanish, or uwu


ProfessionalToeeater

Uwu


Swiftclaw8

uwu does not have the full copypasta but here you go: Hey guys, did you know that in tewms of mawe human and femawe Pokémon bweeding, Vapoweon is the most compatibwe Pokémon fow humans? Not onwy awe they in the fiewd egg gwoup, which is mostwy compwised of mammaws, Vapoweon awe an avewage of 3”03’ taww and 63.9 pounds, this means they’we wawge enough to be abwe handwe human dicks, and with theiw impwessive Base Stats fow HP and access to Acid Awmow, you can be wough with one. Due to theiw mostwy watew based biowogy, thewe’s no doubt in my mind that an awoused Vapoweon wouwd be incwedibwy wet, so wet that you couwd easiwy have sex with one fow houws without getting sowe. They can awso weawn the moves Attwact, Baby-Doww Eyes, Captivate, Chawm, and Taiw Whip, awong with not having fuw to hide nippwes, so it’d be incwedibwy easy fow one to get you in the mood. With theiw abiwities Watew Absowb and Hydwation, they can easiwy wecovew fwom fatigue with enough watew. No othew Pokémon comes cwose to this wevew of compatibiwity. Awso, fun fact, if you puww out enough, you can make youw Vapoweon tuwn white. Vapoweon is witewawwy buiwt fow human dick. Ungodwy defense stat+high HP poow+Acid Awmow means it can take cock aww day, aww shapes and sizes and stiww come fow mowe


XxCadinoxX

😐📸


Redhood17897

Turtwig


thealamooooo

poliwag


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thealamooooo

ty


animefreesince2015

It seems so far that you haven’t gatekept anyone. Is this a statement about how everyone’s favorite Pokémon is valid? If so, that’s very sweet of you, OP. That said, Staraptor.


CatboyBiologist

OP gatekept someone for being horny for machoke


Haunting_AdamSandler

Out, idc if I'm not OP 😤


AndrewTheMandrew13

Yeah sorry guy, you're out (I am very susceptible to peer pressure)


animefreesince2015

While I find the irony that I’m being gatekept after saying that it was kind to accept everyone quite funny, I must nevertheless express sorrow and disappointment that my beloved bird is not up to your standards 😔


JaegerDread

Staraptor is the best first route bird pokemon in all games imo.


Zanderisgrape2

Infernape


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alsic16

absol


AndrewTheMandrew13

VIP


KirbyKing186

Politoed, if it counts shiny too


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mrblondefreak

Volcarona


AndrewTheMandrew13

IN! VIP! + $1 million! You chose right!


mrblondefreak

Yay :) never seen anyone say it’s their favourite before. I love my big bug pal.


lGloughl

Bug Pokémon are wayy underrated. We need more!


Hugga_Bear

Legit my favourite too. Love the little guy since I first got one in Black. I like its style and it's legit a competitive pokemon, I got into pokemon 'seriously' at that time and my Volcarona 'Tyrone' was my first EV'd 'mon. Plus can you imagine how comfy that thing is? Giant fluffy fire moth.


komilatte

Xatu


Lukestep11

Not OP but hella in


STORMxQUEEN

Wailord


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PrivatePartts

Jirachi, because they have a creepy belly eye while being cute and psychic. I love extra-eyed creatures.


Pvz_Gamer

Nosepass


AKR-16

I aint OP but you can sit in the corner.


velrak

Mismagius of course


Successful_Turnip_13

Blaziken


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Perrypants13

Mimikyu


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THEPiplupFM

Piplup :)


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Haunting_AdamSandler

Feraligatr


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bdzu

Snom


Imaginary-Weird2625

Yes.


Ebbpup

Gengar, he's just a silly round creature. I've made atleast 12 of the skrunkly out of clay:)


Exciting-Team-8804

Regirock, only cause of the noise


tm8o_84517

ün ün ün


Unfair_Hitbox

Trubbish


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DragonTypeEnjoyer

Dragonite


Dorko69

Quagsire/Wooper


terror077

fletching/talonflame


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ACake39

Fennekin/Delphox


AndrewTheMandrew13

In, with a warning


jet8493

Yiffin


TheNippIeShaman

sableye


CryGullible544

Tirtouga/ Carracosta


UltraToucan

Gligar! 🦇😈🦂


Foolishlama

Machoke because, you know..


AndrewTheMandrew13

Out


Foolishlama

This is kink shaming


AndrewTheMandrew13

George Orwell novel, the events of which take place in the late 20th century


TheOnionchi

What is Animal Farm?


tm8o_84517

They did >!Boxer!< so dirty


ICannotCountTo2

No they didn’t, he died in the hospital peacefully


ras0003

Regigigas


S3BAXTIAN0

Shedninja, i love thos gimmicky pokemon :)


SeannessyTV

Vaporeon. I get to appreciate a cool design, *and* play devil's advocate for hours.


FreshPrinceOfAshfeld

Genuine Vaporeon fans have had it rough ever since the copypasta was made


Shockedsiren

the vaporeons have had it rougher


Magi_Aqua

Alpharad


Nirox42

Porygon!


Wireless_Panda

Hell yeah a Porygon brother


LogicalShark

If Porygon is so good why isn't there a Porygon 2 Wait


Nirox42

Porygon is great, it's a computer program that's a Pokemon, how does that work? Wouldn't you like to know? Who cares he's cool and made of polygons and computer code.


Intrepid-Salary-5159

Stakataka


Humils

metagross


Cidyl-Xech

tyranitar


AndrewTheMandrew13

IN!


BRANCHLOGIC

Bulbasaur


damiandoesdice

Bulbasaur


Matthais_Hat

ludicolo! they're all just so happy to be here!


Cyakn1ght

Breloom


MrPotato15

Gyarados


Testy_Drago

Krookodile


FatiguedVicy

Goodra


Proudbolshevik

AndrewTheMandrew13


AmosAmAzing

ash (I am a human trafficker)


Migz_v2

Decidueye


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Migz_v2

Thanks


CatnipChapstick

There’s an argument in my house about whether it’s “Des-id-you-eye” as a reference to deciduous trees or “Desi-Dewey” like the Dewey Decimal system, because he looks like a little nerd.


niklashm

Real pchaltv fans know it's "decky-dooey"


JamieJamQ

I've always said the first but now that you mention it, he definitely looks like a nerd


Bardic_Inspiration66

Sylveon


OkLengthiness1407

Gothitelle


AndrewTheMandrew13

In with a warning


Rocatex

scolipede, volcarona, lurantis


AZ_Gunner_69

Mewtwo, when i was little and pokemon first came out he seemed so bad ass


A_Gay_Sylveon

Sylveon uwu


idiot_speaking

You were in... before you said uwu


doyoueverjustleft

Zoroark


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In


Normal_Dragon

No warning?


Totoques22

🤨📸


CertainlyNotAther10

Solosis


Wackwaff

Sandshrew the people's champ


0o_Lillith_o0

Squirtle day one bby!!!


G4laxy69

I'd say hisuian typhloshian I think using its flames to exorcize demons is cool as hell


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In


BantIsBad

Golurk


[deleted]

Paras


Darkship0

I'm not sure if he's my favorite but ferrothorn has funny stall strats so i instead use it as a sweeper with iron defence and body press which is a funnier strat.


WetSaltyWhisperings

Banette!


hasturrykiel

Banette.


Eevee_23

Mismagius


Gamer_Crusader

This is a REALLY tough question because I like a lot of them. At the moment, I gotta go with Heracross. Beefy Blue Beetle of Bulk!


SeraphimMorgan

Oshawott


AmazingGoob

that volcano turtle from pokemon emerald


YingsCandela

Goomy


howyadoinjerry

Mareep! I have a soft spot for fluffy electric types :)


Professional_House77

Lycanroc Dusk


YYZ63

Gengar