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Kingspar

!remindme 1825 days I hope the animatronics didn't get quirky


bemazo_06

😳


BigMedStatus

!remindme 1825 days Learn how to ddos people, remember the pain you felt reading this, remember the pain


gabbyrose1010

boobs mmmm yummy !RemindMe 1825 Days


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gabbyrose1010

yes future me must keep my eternal desires


cookie_in_space

Me too !remindme 1825 days


Electrop0p

Me three !remindme 1825 days


TonyAbbotIsATwat

Future me, you are a cunt. !remindme 1825 days


BapoElTaco_

Same, hope you uninstalled this god awful app in five years, but if you are still here, you’re a cunt !remindme 1825 days


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Dalek_Scientist

Unfortunately r/196 posts get archived after 6 months. But that might change in five years.


joanna-mains-dva

!REMIND ME 1825 DAYS


TheReal-Donut

tell your boyfriend (if you still have him) you love him


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

This will either be really sweet or give you heartache for a week


TheReal-Donut

Eh. I’m a big girl, I can deal with it


LusHolm123

Being confident in a relationship makes it much more likely to last


warmachine237

Twice the pride, double the fall.


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

Dunno if you should take relationship advice from Star Wars, ‘not the best track record with that series


TheReal-Donut

!remindme 1825 days


probablyblocked

Assuming the remindme bot doesn't crash in the next five years, sure


zarezarethinks

Remember Among Us? !RemindMe 1825 Days


theepicthusha

!RemindMe 1825 Days


SrBoreas

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Local_Surround8686

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BoomboxPizzabox

!RemindMe 1 Day


Bipolar_Velociraptor

!remindme 5 minutes


WhiteSpace1243

Dementia


majungga35

Please tell me you’re not homeless !remindme 1825 days


thebeaverbutter

!remindme 180 days


Siaeromanna

!remindme 5 days


Ismael_Soto

!remindme 1825 days


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Is silksong out? !RemindMe 1825 Days


TurtleyTea

!RemindMe 1825 Days


zarezarethinks

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PEtroollo11

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theepicthusha

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EmptyRook

!RemindMe 1825 days I just want little hornet and polished game :(


boyyo2779

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tobyeeee

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shitfucker72

!RemindMe 1460 Days


igotnothingeither

someone’s optimistic


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Holyshit! I gathered the whole hollow knight fandom under one comment!


trebaron

!RemindMe 1825 Days


Malachite_Cookie

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SurroundVisible7231

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PersonManDude23

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LHALST

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theofrois

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imawesome1333

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P_Goo

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prolofoid

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Alain8012

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RevaliGetsPegged

Hello Kori (real)


SCPKing1835

oi Kori


RositaDog

Kori, you may be a quirked up white boy, but are you goated with the sauce


totti173314

Sup Kori


RoastedBurntCabbage

365x2=740


Othanoprophic

Real


R0drigo5005

Sup Hope ur doing good you should be about finishing college if we're going at a regular pace I hope you liked it, I'm still not convinced, you know? It's kinda weird people hype it up your whole life and when you get there it's nothing like you expected but it's only the second day today so it'll probably change But anyways I hate talking college and I bet after 5 years you're sick of it too Do you have an internship by now? I think that was the plan, start there and work upwards, hope that's going alright How was deltarune? Who was the knight in the end? I'm dieing to know over here or over now? Idk future letters are confusing I really hope for the both of us you didn't spill the beans yet and got disowned but in casa you did what's done is done and you're gonna have to work hard now Give xenon, quinten, Gabriel and Mathi a call for me alright? They're good friends you wouldn't wanna loose em And sweep your room bitch I bet you haven't done that in like 2 months you always forget you nasty ass cunt And and don't give up on the music stuff, I bet it sounds great by now - Your 17 year old, college starting self !remind me 1825 days


unflav0red

it wont work if you put a space between remind and me i think


R0drigo5005

I got a message from the bot so i think it did work


unflav0red

oh, alright


R0drigo5005

Thanks for the heads up tho


reduced_to_a_signal

Honestly, Xenon, Quinten, Gabriel and Mathi sound like such a kickass group of friends.


R0drigo5005

Thyre two different groups but they're the most kickass people I have met in my life


IluzietheGod

Damn this is for real. !RemindMe 1825 Days


Bipolar_Velociraptor

You better be out of the fuckin' closet !remindme 1825 days Edit: What are you guys hiding in the closet? Edit 2 electric boogaloo: I'm hiding a bag of anthrax, also I haven't told my family I'm non-binary.


LynchedNoodles

Same !RemindMe 1825 days


thapenguino

Same !RemindMe 1825


trans_NotAlt

Same !RemindMe 1825


FagRags

Same !RemindMe 1825


GeneETOs44

Same !RemindMe 1825 days


FantasticSaltShaker

Same !remindme 1825 days


Mioniti

Same !remindme 1825 days


used-poop-sock

Same !RemindMe 1825 days


Lukas_ZD

Same !RemindMe 1825


CharmanderCharm

I also need to know !RemindMe 1825 days


bortoise

Freddy fazbar !RemindMe 1825 days


737MAX8DEATH

faddy frezbear


Tomokes

Why would I do this when the Catastrophe will end the world 2 years from now


Doodles2424

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TinyWickedOrange

Tfw some long dead monkey came up with the concept of dividing everything *including the fucking planet* to excuse his greed and now I have to die because of some old white men being unable to work out their problems with each other I have zero relation to themselves


Kidsnextdorks

!remindme 730 days


Juxta_Lightborne

Rot month is soon


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Ignisiumest

!Remindme 730 days


LEADMANDEADMAN

!Remindme 730 days


Adorable_Arsonist

This is literally what my anxiety intrusive thoughts are like.


Poertyfreak

my nuts itcj


Poertyfreak

!RemindMe 1825 days


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[deleted]

Give Bri a call now bud :)


holloeholloe

I hope you feel better !RemindMe 1825 Days


__-cum-__

i hope this guy feels better !RemindMe 1825 Days


Spinningtortoise

Same !RemindMe 1825 days


gendermoment

Please be based !remindme 1825 days


wearetheporgfam

¡Remindme 1825 days


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

Hey Ellie (or whatever name you ended up deciding to go with), if you stopped working out and didn't get a phat butt or even lost the dumpie we built up so far, I'm gonna kick your flat a\*\*. I'm currently at a point where for the first time in my life I have a positive outlook on the future, so I haven't really got a lot more to say to you. I know everything's gonna work out and it's just uphill from here. I will have turned you into a pretty girl by now. You're welcome, bitch. !REMINDME 1825 days


Snoo17634

Here goes Hey there Moth! You better have fucking made some good games and also got with someone. Good job on not dying as you had a chance to die any of those days waiting up until today. Keep living. Also get your gay little ass to the store and get a vodka we drinking good tonight! !RemindMe 1825 Days


GrecoRomanPawg

If you're still using reddit regularly, stop. !RemindMe 1825 days


RevaliGetsPegged

I’m going to eat the Prime Minister’s skin !remindme 1825 days


Phantasm360

Are you a pretty girl yet? 🤨 !RemindMe 1825 Days


scut_furkus

Always have been


tscy

🌍 👩‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


Distinct-Thing

Time traveller here... Don't worry ☝️


Iron627

did ya do it yet !remindme 1825 Days


fenrirjunior

ha, enjoy being closer to your death, dipshit !remindme 1825 days


pink-pancake

Hey, it's me--you, from 5 years in the past! # At the time of writing this, it's around 3PM, March 15th 2022, and I'm currently sitting in my room following one of my online classes. Actually I'm just browsing reddit because I'm too tired to follow this class, but I'm sure later I'll regret not paying attention. # But by the time this gets to you, I hope you will be out of uni and have found a nice job. Did you ever visit Japan? Did your heart heal, and have you found someone else to love and cherish? How are mom, dad, brother, grandpa, grandma, and the cats doing? I hope they're all okay. I hope you're also okay. Things are really hard right now, with covid, the war, my broken heart, my lack of motivation to study and do anything useful, and a lot more; but if you ever read this, I hope you have healed. I hope you're happy. It will be hard, but I'll do my best to make sure your life will get better in these 5 years. If things aren't going well, just remember that past-you loves you and is rooting for you. Please never give up. Remember about your family and close friends, they're all there for you too. Hold on, do it for them too. # I'm getting a bit emotional writing this so I'll change the topic, oops. What are the new Pokémon games called? How many Pokémon and generations are there now? Are you still obsessed with them? Do you still watch anime? What is the thing you're currently hyperfixating on? Did you ever get the SNES to work again? Do all your other consoles still work? Has your collection expanded? Do you still like pink and pretty dresses? What about that page on Instagram that you two created, did you go back to using it, or is it dead? # Well I'd have a thousand more questions for you, but I can't write them all here, I'm sure that with our overthinking you would come up with more questions and answers anyway while reading this, so I'll leave that to you haha. # I hope our dreams came true. And if they haven't, I hope we will manage to make them come true together. # !RemindMe 1825 days


cozychomps

This is beautiful btw


pink-pancake

Thank you :3 I hope you have a good day, both today and in 5 years!


Ohio69ahhhh

Cock and ball tourture !remind me 365 days


CoreVega

Thanks buddy you made me laugh out loud at work now everybody is looking at me weird.


Ohio69ahhhh

Lol


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

The duality of man


cyrenia82

oh my god im crying, this whole comment section is making me cry in such a beautiful way, aaaaaa oh my god


BirdsOfChaos

Got any bitches yet? !RemindMe 1825 Days


duckonar0ll

⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


gayassgirl-

hey fuck you dumbass bitch go get another piercing !RemindMe 1825 Days


phantomcat113

well, you made it further than you thought you would a few years back. tell me, what's it like? i'm curious. # where'd you end up moving? denmark? finland? somewhere else entirely? are you still with the same group (friends or SO's, either way) that i am? how'd that bottom surgery go, if you've gotten it yet? # mostly though, i just hope you're doing alright. see you on march 15, 2026, and best of luck to you <3 # -best wishes, june (march 15, 2022)


phantomcat113

!Remindme 1825 days


WellDressedLoser

Please tell me you don’t still use this terrible website


Communist_Cheese

alright future me, if you still have reddit in 5 years. I am 90% sure you're transitioned now. remember when you still had to pretend to be a guy? yeah, that sucked. but now you're finally yourself! how is it going for you? do you have a good few friends now? I hope so. you better be happier now. if you aren't I'm gonna blow you a kiss from the past, right now. enjoy. have a nice rest of your life :D


Communist_Cheese

!remindme 1825 days


SwaggerSmasher

Do you know what you are doing yet? With anything? Life, school, career, family, relationships. There is light in the darkness you know. The path is always there. You just have to find your way. !RemindMe 1825 days


faroutcosmo

PLEASE BE SKINNY AND FLAT CHESTED AND NORMAL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE AND BE EMPLOYED PLEASE !RemindMe 1825 Days


Itsyarandomboy

*beep* Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication. !RemindMe 1825


ChaoticPsyduck

Hope you got your ass up and did the things >:( !RemindMe 1825 Days


Curious-Parsley-9003

I suppose I'll also go hope you found some new friends and a good job! You have a driver's license now, right? Then go wherever the fuck you want! It'll do you good, a trip. !RemindMe 1825 days


CaptainC_RBLX

Good luck man !remindme 1825 days


Just_an_Odd_Shark

Go fuck yourself. !RemindMe 1825 Days


CB_Nooby

Hi, hope u doin' good. Happy 25th bday. :)


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CB_Nooby

Thanks :D


CB_Nooby

!remindme 1825days


Br0chach0_2

istg i will kill your bitchass if u havent gotten the confidence to wear the damn skirt out !remindme 1825 days


SuccessfulPeanut1171

plsbeaprettygirlplsbeaprettygirlplsbeaprettygirl😩😩😩 !RemindMe 1825 Days


amaahda

are you still alive? lets hope that everything turned out well, i love you. you probably have different friends now and you've grown to be the person you love, or hate, i don't know yet. tell kat, katherine, shovel, linh, and rowan that i say hi :) !RemindMe 1825 Days


InternetPersonThing

You better have boobs by now you lazy bitch !RemindMe 1825 Days


Skelentin

At the time I’m writing this, Elon’s taken a breakup so badly, he’s challenged Putin to a fistfight. Hope things are better now. !remindme 1825 days


Korust

Hey bud it's me past Steve, hope you're out there with a psychology degree making the world a better place. Also fuck you lmao, I know how much you hate past me (you, us? whatever fuck you.) so this is just retaliation in advance. !remindme 1825 days


bkbk21

You better not still be using reddit you piece of shit. !RemindMe 1825


Klosterstrasse

Its time to leave nuclear bunker. !RemindMe 1825 Days


felios_farku

happy birthday 21 year old me, on hrt yet?


felios_farku

!RemindMe 1825 Days


CreeperCallum

Snuggers for you 🤗 !remindme 1825 days


netsui_

I hope ure already living as girl, I love u !RemindMe 1825


Kais3er

If you’re still alive, thats great. We worked this out. Nothing can stop us now. Also I hope we worked through our addiction. !RemindMe 1825 Days


-ilovenukes69

Am i still alive? !remindme 1825 days


Wackwaff

Ay man was this 1st apt thing a good idea? Has college only lead to suffering or is the path true? If its time to give up, that's ok, I would never blame you. Try and be happy. !RemindMe 1825 Days


sophixisedgy

Please be pretty and somewhat successful


sophixisedgy

!RemindMe 1825 days


Supernova-55

Listen here fucker. You better be in a better state mentally than I am or I'm gonna take a time machine when they exist and travel back to the moment you read this to punch you. !RemindMe 1825 Days


DEADdog765

Gta 6 is shit !remindme 1825 days


_Hey-Vsauce_

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/other, no bitches lmao, get better at skateboarding nerd. Also have your hobbies changed?


_derce

!remindme 1825 days Did I get to go home?


Encefalograf

Hope you are doing well, love you man !RemindMe 1825


FabibouTropPipou

I'll ruin your fucking life you french piece of shit !RemindMe 1825 days


Gamer_Shoe

1- have you announced that you’re bi to your family yet 2- have you travelled to Canada yet !RemindMe 1825


NewSideAccountIGuess

Are you final out of that trans closet yet?


NewSideAccountIGuess

!RemindMe 1825 Days


Svantebog

You better have written that damn book by now! !RemindMe 1825


YeetMyShit

Remember, you can only trust your luck and intuition !RemindMe 1825 Days


Historical-Bed4315

you're a fucking legend. if you're not in jail or dead I know you're doing some amazing shit! always question everything, don't let anybody waste your resources on doing evil shit, and always remember to make people feel important. !RemindMe 1825 days


CertainlyNotAther10

Is silksong out yet? Is persona 6 out yet? Do you even give a shit? Sometimes I hope you don’t. I often feel like I’m just wandering through, waiting for the future, and I hope that your a bit different. Do your best, and keep on keeping on. Also I’m surprised you haven’t deleted this god forsaken app yet. !RemindMe 1825 Days


Esherichialex_coli

here’s what i hope for: -a job which i enjoy -a comfortable place -still in contact with current friends -happy? also if i’m egg, i’m not exactly surprised !RemindMe 5 years


crigne_

what dumbass memes are around in your time


Loud-Unit-4483

Am I a girl yet? !remindme 1825 days


ChocyMelk

How many do you have? (Currently 3) I’ll leave it to your imagination what I’m talking about !remindme 1825 days


omnisexual_i_am

You still friends with your best friend? Also hope you're still playing guitar, or maybe even in a band. I hope your cat is still alive. Hope you got into college. !remindme 1825 days


Fishsk

gabaghoul !RemindMe 1825 days


Wonderful_Record_358

Do you have a girlfriend yet and have you uninstalled Reddit and discord yet? No? Fucking loser go outside and socialize you normie cunt. !RemindMe 1825 days


SlightlyMadGuy

You doin good lad! !RemindMe 1825 days


DaRQ_SouLs_So_eAsy

You were supposed to self-improve idiot why are you still on reddit out of all places?


PeakFortism

What's up me. You better still be dating Mi (the Canadian one you fuckhead). You better be working out still. You better have a fucking job (like damn dawg that loud ain't gonna buy itself) You should call mum she probably misses you. Oh also im in BM right now and Mr Matthews is on his bullshit. My dad just texted me to see if i want to go to cane but i turned it down (like I always do idk why) because i have a spanish oral tmrw and have to study (even though i'm not gonna) !RemindMe 1825 days


Pugspook327

you gurl yet???


megaMEGA_dingus

die !RemindMe 1825 Days


ScottDaySucks

Don't die !RemindMe 1825 Days


Jannune

Im dead !RemindMe 1825


IanHaywire

you better have moved out and fucked by now. I saved up so you could be living your own life. !remindme 1825 days


memeboi123jazz

God I hope your doing better than I am right now !remindme 1825 days


Smada413

Good job graduating college, man. Here’s to hoping that we can at least keep in touch with some friends. As your high school self, I believe in you. Also call your brothers you probably miss them. !RemindMe 1825 Days


696969696969E

I thought you'd be dead by now !remindme 365 days


Oceanman06

You better be a YouTuber, writer, or femboy at this point or any combination of the three. !remindme 1825 days


_im_not_a_girl_

I'm curious about the consequences of my actions !Remind me 1825 Days


TunaAlert

I assume you have mad tiddies now. Also you better have finished your degree and are making good cash. Have you been in a relationship yet? If not, don’t cry. !RemindMe 1825


00LiU000

u still alive? !remindme 1825 days


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Horse_Pickle1

You gay? !RemindMe 1825 Days


TheGemKingMXL

genuinely cannot think of something to put here so uhhbb be pretty !RemindMe 1825 Days


Spook404

!remindme 1825 days Remember 196? Yeah this place isn't nearly as funny as you remember it. Probably cringing right now or laughing. Oh I'm sooo self aware too. \1. I hope you have a girlfriend by now but not kids, you may remember that at the time of writing this I'm perfectly content not dating but I can't imagine I'll still feel that way in 3 or 4 years or even 2. Nice Segway so point two, work out. If you're still on the track I am you're probably legitimately overweight now and that sucks, but maybe you already took care of yourself in which case nice job dude. 3. Poopy poop fart poopy fart. Did that make you cringe? The thought of reading that makes me cringe, no matter how self aware. It's such an insignificant and pointless joke I hope it makes you cringe. I hope this entire comment makes you cringe old bastard and I hope you're funnier than I am now \4. (Paragraphs rock) do that thing. I don't know what thing but there's probably something and you should do it now, and I know you're thinking "ha, that was uninsightful of me, I *can't* do that thing now" well do something, there's a lot of things and you should do one of them but preferably the big one. Think of something. I'm rambling at this point and I'm probably not even going to be using this account in 5 years, but there is a futureme email service I wasn't expecting to take this further than a short joke but here we are. Would've been funnier if I just tortured my future self by saying something intentionally cringey instead of the festering exponentially growing mound of cringe this whole thing will be


Pabito987

I'm cis !RemindMe 1825 Days


Wonderer_64

!remindme 1825 days Have u grown tiddies yet? If so give them a hug for me


AlisterSinclair2002

You should play Outer Wilds again, I just finished the base game and it was one of the best story driven experiences I've ever had, you've probably forgotten most of it by now so perhaps you'll be able to regain some of that sense of wonder and mystery you had the first time. Maybe another similar game has come out in the meantime, in which case play that as well and whatever you do *don't look up the answers to the puzzles you did them all the first time you can do 'em again.* I gotta wonder where you are in life right now, anyway, maybe the water wars have kicked in and there's no electricity to play games on... in which case, you should totally learn the banjo. !RemindMe 1825 Days


SharkTheMemelord

Did you tell her?