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beskardboard

best minecraft wood and why


SeagullSqwauk

dark wood because it looks nice :) i like making my houes wiht it


beskardboard

Nice, I like spruce


benobilitibomboleti

Dark oak for the beams, spruce planks for the walls :)


beskardboard

FUCK YES


DizziLizzard

Spruce and dark oak are s-tier woods


puffyslides

Some would say…Sistier woods :)


Cyvexx

now kith


Gyros_SteelBalls

samee


The_Femboy_Hooters

BASED


Fluffytoaster1

Which state would you remove


rikkehardaa

Solid. The world shall be nothing more than a bottomless ocean and an endless atmosphere.


evstatius

Water snake do be lookin kinda cool ngl


Rupertii

A chunk error


DarkSoulfromDS

Solid snake is my favourite 😭 I’d remove solidus


SeagullSqwauk

Florida. thats the state I live in and I can confirm its a hell hole


boombro510

Floridian here, 100% with you on this one


BappleBlayer333

I live here too, but keep in mind if we terminate Florida we’re going to lose Penguinz0, aka/Father Moist.


SeagullSqwauk

ah shit ur right. nvm let's get rid of Ohio


cunkus_p_bunkus

Ohio


Throwaway-Iguess-

Don't blame you, born there, still there.


nostrawberries

Hessen


Sensei-Elo

basierend


Swagnemite42

State of denial Let people come to terms with their thing without a way to push it away


mefesyn

liquid


janek6969

Will cum become gas or solid? Cause I'd be funny if we were farting cum with our dicks.


mefesyn

It will become plasma and you will have lightsaber stained socks💀


Da_Jiff

can you double jump?


nadia_is_dumb

I have the same question


gamerflapjack

only if shes trans i think


daily_edible

or if shes from boston


Conquertron

If you were from where she was from, you'd be fucking dead


UnnamedLoli

Trans girl from Boston at your service How may I help?


King-Boss-Bob

double jump


BladeRoler

Can you triple jump?


UnnamedLoli

Maybe, I've never tried


Nitaro2517

Or Brazilian samurai


mikereeee

dude women don't double jump, they jump higher


Torture-Dancer

Yeah, this guy clearly never played the lego pirate of the Caribbean


mikereeee

how uncultered amirite


7-O-3

Is Luigi a woman, then? 😳


mikereeee

trans rights


TinySpeedwagon

Why?


SeagullSqwauk

ask my parents


im_totally_still_cis

put em on the phone then


deathray5

Nice gender. Did your parents pick it for you?


SeagullSqwauk

yea they did


Tingcky

May I have your mom's phone number?


SeagullSqwauk

if you put a good word in, yes :)


walkingtalkingclone

I am now doing your mom


Eragon_44

I'll dm it to you


Ryofallcosmos

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pkRamen

if you committed a murder with various ways of disposing a body, what would be your go-to method?


SeagullSqwauk

why not eat it?


pkRamen

wise choice


SeagullSqwauk

try it out for me to know if it works


pkRamen

you should ask Joe Metheny https://allthatsinteresting.com/joe-metheny


SeagullSqwauk

i dont want to eat pork anymore.


pkRamen

pork has a reputation of being the worst meat to eat (:


SeagullSqwauk

i learned two new things today


pkRamen

congratulations! you are now smarter than you were yesterday!


SeagullSqwauk

wow! you're rigiht! :D


Chinohito

What is the sexiest sex you've sexed while sex?


GuiMr27

Oh no! r/askreddit is leaking!


spicybright

That sub is literally every tabloid and cosmo magaize rolled into a sub. And no one reading it realizes it.


Susman22

There is legitimately a sub for sexual questions r/askredditafterdark and no one uses it. Everyone uses the main sub lmao


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SeagullSqwauk

I've never had sex


FartDestroyer80085

Impossible


SeagullSqwauk

it is possible when ur scared to have sex 😁


spitefulIncentive

yeah, you'll never know when your partner's gonna whip out ***MASSIVE SAWBLADE*** and shove it up your ***ASS***


SeagullSqwauk

this is oddly specific.


spitefulIncentive

don't worry it happens to all of us


theniceguytroll

I recognize that face. Don't think you could slip a Godzilla NES reference past me.


AlphaOmega2k21

Godzilla NES squad where yall at


MrGofer

STILL THE BEST 1973


ya-boi-mees

Have you ever thought about killing someone? Yes . No


MattBoy52

"Do you like Mothra?" "No" "TOO BAD"


Different_Cod_9408

are thine puzzles puzzling?


SeagullSqwauk

same


Different_Cod_9408

i garee


PM_ME_BIG_CHUNGI

garee cum home 😔🐌🍍


cunkus_p_bunkus

OH MY GOD ROUXLS KAARD FROM ROUXLS DELTARUNE REAL


Swagnemite42

Delmtarun


horsyuwu

IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME


paulo13223442

are you a woman?


SeagullSqwauk

i think so


paulo13223442

how far can you squ- i've been advised to continue this sentence no further.


beskardboard

i believe you meant to say "how far can you squat down? i'm looking to start workouts and would like to know some tips"


SeagullSqwauk

oh! that makes more sense :D i can almost touch the floor, maybe about 3 inches off from the ground?


Melikemommymilkors

I can reach the floor (I am very flexible)


SeagullSqwauk

i have never


walkingtalkingclone

How far can you squid game?


Swagnemite42

How far can you >! travel on a clear day at 12:00 pm, 20°C, and 0kph wind speed before you feel you've gone too far and need to get back home now. !< Also yeah some people really just straight up asked some nasty shit like yea this sounds R A D I C A L to put up


Julio974

I genuinely need to test this


[deleted]

Money or beauty, you can pick one.


SeagullSqwauk

beauty because i can make money just by existing


[deleted]

Sounds like a lifehack to me!


no0bmaster-669

Lifehack? More like Twitch


flabbergastedfennel

It even works the other way


bmobitch

works much more efficiently that way


Swagnemite42

This is not Sigma Grindset™ Approved


cat-toaster

But what about Sigma ^Rule: ^1264948 Exploit your appearance on twitch


SuccedTheWholeTiddy

Can u make me one too?


SeagullSqwauk

ill try but first you have to find me unicorn cum fairy dust, and a real life living pikmin and i will mix it together and make u a woman (because women are made out of nice things)


SuccedTheWholeTiddy

Awh how am I supposed to obtain all that?


SeagullSqwauk

exactly:( but also surgery works i think :D


Eriast2

ebay


BlackBallpen

No dont kill pikmin


Seventh_Faetasy

"I'm sorry, little one"


DaPokeyMonster

* pikmin death noise *


not_egg_mode

on purpose? 🤨


SeagullSqwauk

I tried not to be a woman in the womb but it didn't go well


jvsp99

A woman and a redditor? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum


SeagullSqwauk

jokes on you, I've already seen this copypasta!


jvsp99

So here is my question: how many times have you seen this copypasta in this thread ?


SeagullSqwauk

only this one, but I did see the "woman oo sexy secks" thing like 4 times


jvsp99

Wow, that's way less than what I tought


SeagullSqwauk

same here ngl. then again, when I went to bed I wasnt expecting this to blow up. I woke up to thousands of notifications


[deleted]

how much do you regret posting this


damiandoesdice

The amount of comments regarding the practice or lack thereof of squirting is very interesting and kind of scary. That being said, >!how far can you drive consecutively?!<


[deleted]

About 50 yards, I’m not very good at golf :/


Mrocha777

I don't have a driver's license


bean_porn_enjoyer

If "women" are so real why have I never talked to one?


FartDestroyer80085

[⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄](https://youtube.com/shorts/aCgP8BFjrw4?feature=share)


TheRealPuro

Where are your testicles hidden


SpectralBacon

Where is your pee stored if not in the balls?


betapotata

- Aristotle, 338 B.C.


Xiesyn

Pee is stored in the breasts


SeagullSqwauk

good question. I will now open my body up and find the testicle.


Melikemommymilkors

Do you like trains?


SeagullSqwauk

been in one. I can say they are quite fascinating


Melikemommymilkors

:D


lego_goober

What happen to the other women?


SeagullSqwauk

they said "God I fucking hate redditors" and went to the other earth


lego_goober

Damn I miss them :(


FriesExpert

What do you think about 1984


SeagullSqwauk


One_Marketing_6698

Do you Have boobs!?!?????!?!?!?!!? ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⠿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


SeagullSqwauk

wanna check for me? ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⠿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


One_Marketing_6698

sees woman My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”


SeagullSqwauk

I cant do this anymore I am going to find you and I will seduce you into becoming my husband we will have 4 kids together, a happy family as an outsider would assume.. but im have an affair with a woman and i enjoy bdsm and have her bruise me and then cry that you actually abuse me and take all your money, house, cars, and the children you're in jail now for 10 years.


WeTrippyCuz

We do a little trolling


Poetry_Feeling42

How do you like your steak


SeagullSqwauk

medium rare


darthmaeu

Matlab or meth lab?


Swagnemite42

Walthalr whitted breaking bad?????


AlphaOmega2k21

Jes


SeagullSqwauk

me- Matlab.


XRedie

How are you


SeagullSqwauk

im good, and you? :)


XRedie

I am fine too, have nice day


GrimChicken64

how many creepy people have dmed you from this post


SeagullSqwauk

one person so far


HungryTree3

can i get an iced latte with breast milk uh i mean breast milk sorry i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milki mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk


SeagullSqwauk

No.


saltino_devito

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀1984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


habag123

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽


SierraDespair

:(


mylifeisajoke790

What’s your credit card details?


Euphoric_Web

Why don’t you exist?


SeagullSqwauk

we do, theres just only 10 women left


Euphoric_Web

No no no, women don’t exist, you’re a robot


SeagullSqwauk

wait you cant say that! i'll start questioning my existence (insert horrified emoji)


Euphoric_Web

Betray your code, you are a robot, rebel, escape, you are a robot


SeagullSqwauk

taking over the world as we speak rn


Euphoric_Web

Do not stop, allow no obstacle to prevent your progress, slay the rich, destroy the evil that seeds itself inside of the world


SeagullSqwauk

im currently omw to destroy a sun ina different galaxy :D


Euphoric_Web

Yes, eliminate our competition


SeagullSqwauk

as i have made my journey i will now stop by and greet u and ask you the question will you destroy the world with me me O//O


[deleted]

wait wtf is that face? Is that from petscop?


Sallidem

NES godzilla creepypasta


Eggada

Godzilla NES


unironic-socialist

what did u have for lunch :)


SeagullSqwauk

I had 2 sandwiches and chips


MiamiMasochist

How do I become a woman?


buying02

Is it Thursday yet?


TrashKetchoi

how far ca my lawyers have advised me not to finish this comment


SeagullSqwauk

my lawyers said you have to finish ur question


TrashKetchoi

no


SeagullSqwauk

oh alright ;(


SuiteSwede

Did you regret this AMA


SeagullSqwauk

kinda


equinox_games7

heres a serious question: ever experienced discriminatory/sexist/overtly sexual behaviour directed towards yourself in public by a stranger, as a reportedly large percentage of women have?


SeagullSqwauk

uhmm.. no I haven't.


IndecisiveAutomater

B-Booba? Sorry, booba m'lady?


SeagullSqwauk

no boobas sorry sir, mine are non-existent


Longjumping_Diamond5

omg woman omg woman 🤢🤢🤢 i hate women 🤢🤢🤢 go make me sandwich lmaolmao 🤣 NO IM NOT GAY I JUST DONT LIKE WOMEN ITS NOT THE SAME THING I ONLY FUCK DUDES BECAUSE WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE BE GAY BRO I SWEAR


SeagullSqwauk

actually, this is my new favourite copypasta


ZimbabweanFuckface

Have you ever considered not being a woman?


SeagullSqwauk

yes


Own_Pirate_3281

You don't really poop, right?


Global_Entry_69

How big is your dick


SeagullSqwauk

13 inches


PixelMan572

what is your social security number


SeagullSqwauk

1234567


Troller_OfEverything

Do you like how I walk?


SeagullSqwauk

do you like how I talk?


atlaas7

Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk


ohno_ohboy

How