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Perspii7

aww aww AHHHHHHHH


BandKid0126

Ehh Sprinkles is harmless, she couldn't hurt you if she tried


Perspii7

Tbh she’s also a cute guinea pig


BandKid0126

She is really cute


LavaTacoBurrito

She's a funny looking guinea pig, but a cute one.


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Chernobyl guinea pig


Peterminat

r/cursedcomments


Diamond_Rhys

Jokes aside, what kind of tarantula is sprinkles (common name would be preferred)


BandKid0126

Curly hair, she's very docile


Armanujjaman

I i eat sparkelez i love spiders


angry-redneck420

that last puppy shocked me


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What breed is it?


SahibUberoi

Guinea pig


rollercoastersrul

Pretty sure it's a sandwich, but what's the difference. They both make good sliced meat.


Bricezilla13

r/cursedcomments


a_boy_with_a_dream

Tha "AHHHHHHHH" part was for remi, you can clearly see the void inside her eyes


razorsharp494

She would give me a heart attack if she looked in my direction


RedstoneGuy13

As someone that has had contact with a friendly tarantula (same coloring, so I assume same species), it's true. Friendly tarantulas are a thing and they're so cute


Finlandia1865

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Past-Ad-2972

How do you remember the number of As


MadMax0407

We don't ask questions (honestly probably copy paste)


V1beRater

THIS WAS EXACTLY, LETTER FOR LETTER, WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO TYPE XDDDD


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BandKid0126

I love cats and quails, I don't know what a rhea is tho


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BandKid0126

That's really cool!


Sharpened_circle69

Dude 6 cats… how can u possibly give them all enough attention


SpicyLunaDog99

Where do you live that it is legal to own a rhea and how expensive is it to move there?


bina_34

I have quails too, nice


lolpoopmoop

my mom has like 13 snakes a big lizard a tarantula a fish 2 turtles 2 guinea pigs and getting a parrot soon also a bunch of rats for the snakes if you count those


BandKid0126

Fuck yeah! I aspire to have that many pets when I'm an adult


lolpoopmoop

Recently one of her snakes named "Oracle" died of an illness :(


BandKid0126

I'm sorry for your loss :(


PoisonGuitar

On a more positive note Oracle is a cool ass name for a snake


lolpoopmoop

i was gonna ask for momma to get one and name it a synonym of Oracle


Iratezebra

Prophet


Wall-E-E

Oracles


SherbertGrand5799

How tf do people manage snakes or is that some rich people shit


lolpoopmoop

they're literally feedable noodles


SherbertGrand5799

They're in cages right? Or do cages even exist for them


lolpoopmoop

we got them all in big tubs


lolpoopmoop

except for some that are in glass tanks


ivKierann

You can get a healthy Ball Python for less than $100. I have two. Corn Snakes can range from $60-$200, depending on the morph. I also have two haha.


Bojjito

0 if i dont count my friends


OcelotWinter

0 counting my friends.. I’m lonely…


Bojjito

:(( i'll be ur friend


Exact_Ad_1215

I’ll also be his friend


RadoslavL

*Our Friend*


OcelotWinter

r/suddenlycommunism


idk_a_username135

r/beatmetoit


OcelotWinter

😸


OrionWingSouth

I’ll be your friend!


Di3g

Same...


existingwhileIcan

I have a cat that I claim as my own but my family has 3 dogs and a cat


BandKid0126

Nice!


existingwhileIcan

I love my cat


BandKid0126

I love cats in general, but I can't get one, too many small animals :/


existingwhileIcan

Fair they can be a bit “mean” to small animals


BandKid0126

Yeah, the guinea pigs' cage doesn't have a top, and I don't want to end up with 2 dead furry babies


existingwhileIcan

Yeah that wouldn’t be very good


Mercenary-4Hire

**We** love your cat.


existingwhileIcan

Did you see him?


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no, but we still love him


existingwhileIcan

Look on my account I posted a bunch of pictures of him


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chonk


OfJami

Ur dp, I want it :3


GeneralTalbot

I have my brother if that counts


Smart_Hamster4316

Relatable


OppositeItchy5229

Relatable


[deleted]

i have 2 guinea pigs and im getting a puppy soon. ur piggies are so cute


Hunny_Bunny14

I have 3 piggies, they are the best!


springtraplover14

I have a Cat and 3 Axolotls :)


BandKid0126

Oooooh


Scrib_Scrab_

7 ghosts


BandKid0126

Sorry for your losses


Scrib_Scrab_

It’s fine since it was a while ago


SomeRandomBitch84

Is sprinkles sick for a guinea pig they don't look to good


BandKid0126

Yeah.. she has a rare disorder called spideritis, it makes her look like a spider


PhlightModel

I don't know why this response is so funny.


sticks_no5

Sprinkles looks like an absolute G


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chacharealharsh

>1x Younger brother what species is he 💀


tommy4318

Piece of shit


ContributionAdept634

Awww i love them my favorite is sprinkles no offense to Remi and Roge though


BandKid0126

Sprinkles is awesome, I don't blame you


Ihaveaparrot

13 birds, 10 of whom are parrots :)


Crystal_caves36744

Happy Cake Day! 🎂


Sourpatchqueers8

Zero😔 they dead or run away


Pall2004

This subreddit upvotes the most random shit when this wholesome post should make it to the top where it belongs


deflame_thrower

Hampter, sir Galigus of the white horse, and spoder


StarkTheBroken

I wish I had one


yorgismcshlorgis

None at the moment but I am getting a dog in a few days


BandKid0126

Thats awesome! Good luck with your fur child!!


T_Botterill

A dog, a cat and 4 rats


BandKid0126

Rats are fucking awesome!


kareke127

1 a golden retriever named Leo he's 1


BandKid0126

Leo is a good boy


itamar_farkash9

If anyone is saying how many pets they have.... Ig i should share! Ihave 1 dog 6 cats 12 rabbits 4 ducks 8 guinea pigs 3 parrots 2 chickens And one little brother


itamar_farkash9

Oh and 1 horse


dronegun

8 dogs and used to have a hamster


Br00k79

7 cats. 2 dogs, 2 rats and a few hundred fish


[deleted]

I have hope, thats it. Someday I will achieve my lifetime goal of getting a dog........ someday


Reshuram05

Five


LordChickenNugget23

A dog, 2 indoor cats, and about 15-19 strays outside that we feed


UnderstandingPig

6 Guinea pigs, 4 hamsters and a fish


DudeOnReddit1234

3 pets as well 2 cats and 1 dog


Garv5125

I used to have 5 budgies , they died :(


[deleted]

I got 2 cats :p


ThisIsWhyIDontLikeU

I got 2 dogs, pluto and nala.


your_names_bad

8


BandKid0126

What kind?


[deleted]

5 a chinchilla 2 dogs and 2 chameleons


Ellamation

4. -2 Dogs -2 nephew


F4tK1D666

Three dogs.


Amber_Hell

15 hopefully soon 16


TheFakeDogzilla

A cat and dog


lillychristine

I have 5 pets. 3 cats 2 dogs


DrDabar1

4: 1 Dog 3 Cats


yes___lad

4. 3 cat and dog


spicyon

I have a sigular dog


DoMIniK090

I have a dog and 2 bunnies I also used to have a cat and a hamster


hartgrr

All of mine died


kitty_club

2 cats 2 guinea pigs And plenty small fish (too hard to count them)


Okami_041

I have none, sadly


TheNeatPenguin

2 cats


l0rdtac0s

0, my cat died 2 years ago


BandKid0126

RIP kitty, sorry for your loss


FlippieThePlatypus

I have 7 pets. Jones and Phil (Guinea Pigs), Roger (Dog), Otis and George (Cats), Carl (Bearded Dragon), and Tuck (Turtle). Carl and Tuck are technically my little sister’s pets but I still love them <3


Iamexist_real

Sprinkles is my favorite, I also have 3 pets, 2 dogs and a cat


KingSadra

NullReferanceException: Array index was out of bounds!


Crankyest

Remi 👍


idiotsandwich28

The 3rd Guinea pig is the cutest!


Nikolai_Belenski

I only have a bitchy cat


Cristo_14

My favorite guinea pig is Sprinkles


orange_spoon23

I have had a total of 23


Ahmet_96968

Me too. I have 3 cats.


TheNerdMaster69

Sprinkles seems very nice


MemeStealer101-4

7


Mustaschic

I had the worlds cutest pet hamster, and then he FUCKING DIED Yay


StevenUniverseFan_

Man is sprinkles a Chernoblymbol guinea pig


iceswallopiss

3 dogs


AmitRozYT

Can i pet sprinkles?


CherryBlossomDay

Zero.


Blond_Ocean_error404

4, a horse, 2 chickens and a dog.


PriyanshuPokhr7

None & I doubt that your 3rd pet isn't a guinea pig!


BandKid0126

:O how dare you


CanIPleaseTryToday

I had a pet, but that pet is long gone now.


Echo_theFem

5 3 dogs 2 cats


Silas_Ottertje

8, 2 bunnies and 6 parakeets :D


ShyGuyAnimations

The Chernobyl Guinea pig


CutestCorgiAround

I have a German Shepard and a house spider that has resigned in the corner of my room the past 3 years. I thought it was dead for a while but then I saw it move and was like, damn ig I should name it. It seems like it’s going to be around for a while. In conclusion my room spider’s name is Mildred. Lol


Mister_Dangel

1


Independent-Age-5294

I have 4 dogs, 4 horses, a donkey, and 6 wolves


GaronY611

4


hairyass_balls

4 dogs and a cat


lizardgator1

14


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We eat those things here, but sprinkles is too cute to be eaten


Brilliant_Pair_7635

I have two fancy rats, Finn and Jake my older sister has a dwarf hamster called Spike my younger sister has a lion head rabbit named Daisy and the family shares the cat, Milo


No_Mall_3182

I have a dumbass dog whose currently rubbing himself against every single object in his line of sight


RepresentativeDig718

0 pets too lazy


kcazz8

I can't afford a pet my only ever pets died last year


test_gang

I got a dog


AimIsInSleepMode

Omg, can I let that spider on my hand too? 🥺


[deleted]

may i toch your spider?


BandKid0126

Sure


[deleted]

One of my fish ate the other 5 and then died cos it was too fat


akariablazepaw93

Posy (dog), Eleven (Hamster, my friend named her), Fudge and Daisy (both cats)


Vorentaz

I have 2 rats, and a dog


AlastorFan2022

I have the corpse of my murderer


ItAr-kan-saw

I read the subtitle before looking the the fucking picture. HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG ASS SPIDER-


_dumbasswhore_

2 dogs


Guineapiggamer05

2 dogs 2 cats 3 goldfish 1 hedgehog 2 Guinea pigs 9 bunnies 1 little sister


Mercenary-4Hire

I want a Sprinkles so bad but my family has firmly said no 🥲


happy_husky01

Do the children in my basement count?


yoshbiscut69

That 3rd Guinea pig looks a little funny, almost confused it for a spider


[deleted]

I have a discord kitten so 1


AnExtremeMistake

10, one dog, two cats, one fish (other died and was cannibalised) and 6 chickens


Baconmissle

I have 2 dogs and a cat, also another dog if you count my brother's dog, the cat is my favorite


Dawid9420

I had a cat, it got eaten by a dog


ComposerLeast

5 pets


Klutzy-Acanthaceae28

2 guinea pigs


EdSheeranButHot

I LOVE YOUR PIGS!! I have one named Johnny, and another named Jerod :)


JJBZ03

To be honest, I have arachnophobia, but tarantulas never seemed to bother me unless they are wild or the specific tarantula has a hostile nature. It’s kind of like how I would fear a snake in the wild, but a pet snake that trusts people and the owner says it’s okay, I’ve actually ended up holding. I think a big part of my arachnophobia is untrained animals have the ABILITY to bite, and specifically for bugs that can bite, they are small enough to easily hide. That’s really when it kicks in: when I loose sight of the god damn spider! Tarantulas are big enough to not loose sight of them in the same manner as you would another spider. You don’t have thoughts in the back of your head that it might be crawling up your leg or arm.


kyvros_gaming

2


biLLy_wr0ng

Probably somewhere around 25 if you include each of my fish


XxStawModzxX

5


McQueen08

Sorry to intterrupt but Sprinkles is in fact not a guinea pig... It's obviously a dog


moose123456792

1 dog, 4 cats, 8 sheep, 10 goats with more on the way


[deleted]

I have a dog named jaundice.


Terrorkimpie

I have flappy, a rabbit, marshmallow, also a rabbit, and until today i used to have a duck called ducky :'(


[deleted]

I got a dog, his name is jaundice


96ariana

2 Cockatiel bird named Sunny Border collie named Phin